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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:10 am

Image How did the pig with laryngitis feel?

Image Dis-gruntled.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:50 am

Image The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:06 am

Image Where did Noah keep his bees?

Image In the ark hives.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:01 am

Image Where do ghosts learn to become pilots?

Image At fright school.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:46 am

Image What did the first plate say to the second plate?

Image Dinner's on me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:08 am

Image Where do Russians send bad ghosts?

Image To the ghoulag.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:03 am

Image What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Image Spare ribs.
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Re: Horse Laughs

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:hilarious:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:17 am

Image Why did the vampire join the police force?

Image So he could learn how to get a stake out.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:53 am

Image What do geese take for their allegies?

Image Anti-hissssss-tamines.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:04 am

Image What do you call wood when it’s scared?

Image Petrified.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:30 am

Image What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Image Squash.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:53 am

Image Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

Image It was on a roll.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:02 am

Image How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

Image He was hooked on trees his whole life.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:45 am

Image How do you like your eggs?

Image I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:10 am

Image Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?

:maud: He had some good points.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:53 am

Image What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Image Flood lights.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:55 am

Image Did you hear they made an entire book about Teflon?

Image It has no frictional characters.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:22 am

Image Why did the pig take a bath?

:bluh: Because the farmer said, “Hogwash”.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:08 am

Image You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Image Everyone on board is married.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:28 am

Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.
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:good:
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Image What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds?

Image Cookie sheets.
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:52 pm

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Too many tellers.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:55 am

Image What did one ear of corn say to the other?

Image “You’re getting a little husky.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:51 am

Image Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?

Image The Supreme Quart.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:52 am

Image Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Image Because he’s always a little short.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:04 am

Image Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

Image He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:00 am

Image Why did God create Yogi Bear?

Image Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:46 am

Image What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their Christmas tree?

:maud: It looks okay, but you could spruce it up a bit.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:55 am

Image How long do chickens work?

Image Around the cluck.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:42 am

Image What part of the car is the laziest?

Image The wheels, because they are always tired.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:55 am

Image Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?

Image He had some good points.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:35 am

Image How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing. It was on the house!
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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:20 am

Image How can you tell if a toilet is sick?

Image It looks flushed.
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