ITT we speak in videogame quotes

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:29 pm

It is I, fair Booregard!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:49 pm

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:08 pm

This is a bucket.

Princess Flufflebutt · Post by **Princess Flufflebutt** (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:53 pm

Dear god...

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:13 pm

You left a huge oil slick at the starting line. You need to end the race fast.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:01 am

There's more

Princess Flufflebutt · Post by **Princess Flufflebutt** (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:54 pm

No...

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:20 pm

What is that thing, lieutenant?

Hell if I know, but we're landin' on it!

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:34 pm

COFFIN ARCHEEEERRRRRRR!

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:11 pm

Yahaha! You found me!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:44 pm

Learn to use it and you can have this.

Perpetual · Post by **Perpetual** (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:44 pm

So -- as you can see, I'm a *pretty okay* detective -- and an absolutely GIANT COMMUNIST

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:02 pm

Arrow signs are all the rage in the village these days, but I think they’re on the way out.

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:03 am

Farewell. *gets crushed into the ceiling by a lift trap*

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:33 pm

Tasting the exotic feast triggers a divine revelation. In that brief, transcendent moment you glimpse the true form of reality, comprehend its fleeting nature, and cry out to the heavens in celebration.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:11 pm

Face down! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:02 pm

Is your name Joey?

No.

'Cuz I'm gonna call you Slowie Joey.

That's not my name.

What was that, Slowie? I can't hear you, you're talking too slow!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:17 pm

EVERYTHING!

IS MY!

DELUSION!

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:01 pm

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! "I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?" Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:10 pm

You're a legend in the eyes of those who live on the battlefield. That's why you have to handle this mission yourself. How and where you make it, well that's up to you. Now go! Let the legend come back to life.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:04 am

The time of exorcism is at hand! Venomous servants, unleash thy dark flames! Calamity Blast!

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:11 am

Dazzling blasts bloom upon my canvas
The world engulfed in radiant conflagration
Come now, let me hear your screams

EXQUISITE ARTILLERY!

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:28 am

They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear. Until it is done.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:24 am

Surely, thou can feel it! Thy days are numbered; thy death is at hand! Crystal Strike!

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:44 pm

Prism glitters bright
Forming such bewitching bonds
From which none may flee

POETRY SLAM!

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:16 pm

Mwahahaha! Yes, yes! I feel invigorated, refreshed - as if I have the strength of ten men, and their wits besides. Aye, I should have no trouble concocting a new reason to refrain from sentry duty.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:03 pm

Ah, it seems I must congratulate you on completing the trial leve. Here is a reward to entice you to jeopardize your personal safety a second time.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:28 pm

Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way.

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:56 pm

Free the puppet now
From the yoke of fate's cruel strings
To fight for my joy

AMUSE-BOUCHE!

Davyinatoga · Post by **Davyinatoga** (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:06 pm

now witness my arctic blast

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:13 pm

too easy

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:09 pm

Urrrgggh...Hurrrggghhh...! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm suppose you don't speak zomblish. You'll have to forgive me. I've been feeling awfully depressed of late. And why shouldn't I, what with you and your friends always trying to hack me limb from limb. Why, it's as if my rotting, malodorous flesh and propensity for snacking on adventurer brains has made me some sort of pariah.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:37 pm

You might be missing some of the benefits that stereo can provide.

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:57 pm

Instinct conquers all
Instilling new agony
Yet bliss transcends pain

IRON MAIDEN!

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:27 pm

If every component of an object were to be replaced, could the resulting object be fundamentally considered the same? Philosophers are unsure; Godbert does not care.

Aria Genisi · Post by **Aria Genisi** (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:25 am

Fear the azure creed
Its thunderous voice the alpha and
Omega of all things

VOLTAIC CHAINS

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:34 am

GET A LoAD OFGET A LoAdGET A LoAD OF THIS

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:19 pm

Y'okay!
Oh Lady of Azure,
Blaze a Trail to the Unknown!
SAPPHIRING SQUAD!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 4:06 pm

I'll bet you'd like to have more bombs.

W.T. Fits · Post by **W.T. Fits** (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:31 pm

I invoke the rites of fiery Muspelheim and give my soul up to the inferno's embrace! Ifrit Caress!