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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:10 am

How did the pig with laryngitis feel?

Dis-gruntled.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:50 am

The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:06 am

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:01 am

Where do ghosts learn to become pilots?

At fright school.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:46 am

What did the first plate say to the second plate?

Dinner's on me.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:08 am

Where do Russians send bad ghosts?

To the ghoulag.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:03 am

What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:17 am

Why did the vampire join the police force?

So he could learn how to get a stake out.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:53 am

What do geese take for their allegies?

Anti-hissssss-tamines.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:04 am

What do you call wood when it’s scared?

Petrified.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:30 am

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:53 am

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

It was on a roll.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:02 am

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:45 am

How do you like your eggs?

I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:10 am

Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?

He had some good points.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:53 am

What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Flood lights.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:55 am

Did you hear they made an entire book about Teflon?

It has no frictional characters.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:22 am

Why did the pig take a bath?

Because the farmer said, “Hogwash”.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:08 am

You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Everyone on board is married.

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by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:28 am
Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:08 am

What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds?

Cookie sheets.
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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:52 pm
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Too many tellers.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:55 am

What did one ear of corn say to the other?

“You’re getting a little husky.”

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:51 am

Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?

The Supreme Quart.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:52 am

Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Because he’s always a little short.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:04 am

Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

He was keeping an eye on the mouse!

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:00 am

Why did God create Yogi Bear?

Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:46 am

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their Christmas tree?

It looks okay, but you could spruce it up a bit.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:55 am

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:42 am

What part of the car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:55 am

Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?

He had some good points.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:35 am

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house!

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:20 am

How can you tell if a toilet is sick?

It looks flushed.

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