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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:10 am

Image All right, all right! Let's bob for apples! This is the way to do it.

Image Yeah, Lucy, you should be good at this. You have the perfect mouth for it.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:26 am

Image Is Linus taking me to the party?

Image That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch making his yearly fool of himself.

Image Boy, is he *strange*.

Image But maybe there *is* a Great Pumpkin.
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Image On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys to all the children.
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Image I got a rock.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:04 am

Image I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.

Image That's right. I've seen you make toast. You can't butter it, but maybe we can help you. Snoopy, you go out to the garage and make a table we can set up in the backyard.
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Image You're holding my hand, Chuck, you sly dog.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

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Image What's the matter, big brother?

Image Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox.

Image What did you expect, a turkey card?
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Image What's this? A piece of toast? A pretzel stick? Popcorn? What blockhead cooked all this?
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:15 am

Image Apologies accepted, Chuck ole boy?

Image Sure.

Image There's enough problems in the world already, Chuck, without these stupid misunderstandings. Let's not play lovers' games, Chuck.

Image I agree.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

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Image Well, there's only one thing wrong with that.

Image What's that, Charlie Brown?

Image My grandmother lives in a condominium.
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Image What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where's the turkey, Chuck? Don't you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where's the mashed potatoes? Where's the cranberry sauce? Where's the pumpkin pie?
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Image This is not unlike another famous Thanksgiving episode. Do you remember the story of John Alden, and Priscilla Mullins, and Captain Miles Standish?

Image This isn't like that one at all.
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Image What are we going to wear to this big Thanksgiving party, sir? What time do we go?

Image Well kid, I'm gonna go like this. Ole Chuck is pretty cool about dates. He always wears that striped shirt of his.

Image I just talked to Charlie Brown. He said dinner would be served a little earlier.

Image Great, we're ready.

Image You think I should wear a tie?

Image No, you can go as you are, Franklin. I don't think Chuck'll mind. Besides, he didn't say it was formal.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

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Image Don't feel bad, Chuck. Peppermint Patty didn't mean all those things she said. Actually, she really likes you.

Image I don't feel bad for myself; I just feel bad because I ruined everyone's Thanksgiving.

Image But Thanksgiving is more than eating, Chuck. You heard what Linus was saying out there. Those early Pilgrims were thankful for what had happened to them, and we should be thankful, too. We should just be thankful for being together. I think that's what they mean by 'Thanksgiving,' Charlie Brown.
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Image He's all yours, Priscilla.

Image Priscilla?

Image Priscilla?
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:27 am

Image You were kind of rough on Charlie Brown, weren't you, sir?

Image Rough? Look at this! Is this what you call a Thanksgiving day dinner? Did we come across town for this? We're supposed to be served a real Thanksgiving dinner!

Image Now wait a minute, sir. Did he invite you here to dinner, or did you invite yourself, and us, too?

Image Gee, I never thought of it like that. You think I hurt ole Chuck's feelings? I bet I hurt his feelings, huh? Golly, why can't I act right outside of a baseball game?

Image Marcie, maybe you could go to ole Chuck and patch things up for me. Maybe you can tell him how I really feel. Tell him I didn't mean it the way it sounded. Marcie, you can do it. You go and see him and tell him I really like it and I think the dinner's okay with me.

Image Well, I don't know, but I'll try. I think maybe you should go to Chuck and tell him yourself.

Image No, Marcie, I'll just ruin everything. You know I'm too brusque and rough. You go and speak for me.

:allears: Well, okay.
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Image Do you know what we have to do? We have to write an essay on Stanley Miles.

Image You mean Miles Standish.

Image I can't keep track of all those names.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:51 am

Image What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?

Image My mother and dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother's for dinner.

Image Why don't you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.

Image Blah!
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:10 am

Image I think I'm losing control of the whole world.

Image *Now* what's wrong?

Image Now she's bringing Franklin, too. Peppermint Patty's invited herself, Marcie, and Franklin over for Thanksgiving dinner. And I'm not even going to be home. I'm going to be at my grandmother's.

Image Why don't you just call her back and explain it to her?

Image You can't explain anything to Peppermint Patty because you never get to say anything. I'm doomed. Three guests for Thanksgiving, and I'm not even going to be home. Peppermint Patty will hate me for the rest of my life.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:03 am

Image Are we going to have a prayer? It's Thanksgiving, you know.

Image Before we're served, shouldn't we say grace?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:33 am

Image Come on, Snoopy, we don't have any time for this playing around. The guests will be here pretty soon, so please get ready to help serve them.
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Image No, ma'am, they haven't eaten. As a matter of fact, they've let me know that...in no uncertain terms.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:57 pm

Image Your brother, Harry Bailey, broke through the ice and was drowned at the age of nine.

Image That's a lie! Harry Bailey went to war! He got the Congressional Medal of Honor! He saved the lives of every man on that transport!

Image Every man on that transport died. Harry wasn't there to save them, because you weren't there to save Harry.
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Image Once upon a time, there was a clown named Binky, who loved children. Every time Binky saw children, he would say, "Hey, kids!"

Image No, no, no, no, no, Dad; read it with more emotion!

Image Yeah, yeah, and why don't you say it like Binky says it?

Image Every time Binky saw children, he would say, "HEEEEEEEEY, KIIIIIIIIDS!"
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Image What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.

Image You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
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Image You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?

Image You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted! I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED!

Image Good grief.
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Image Eat, Papa, eat.

Image How can I eat? That silly elf song is driving me crazy.

Image You're going to disappoint the children. They expect a fat Santa.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:53 am

Image Bread... that this house may never know hunger.

Image Salt... that life may always have flavor.

Image And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle.
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:speakest: How could it be so? It came without ribbons!... it came without tags!... it came without packages, boxes, or bags!
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Image Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?

Image Well, I'll be. I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats. Ah, what'll they think of next?

Image Bizarre.
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:40 pm

Image Ebenezer? Remember when I was alive I robbed from widows and swindled the poor?

Image Yes, and all in the same day. Oh, you had class, Jacob.

Image Ha-yuk, yup!... Er, no, no! I was wrong. And so, as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity! Maybe even longer.
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Image Spirit! They're gone! Spirit, they've vanished!

Image Not quite all.
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Image Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail; well, it's not gonna be me!
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Image And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of *ten* Grinches, plus two!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:40 pm

Image Dad would chop down the tree.

Image Chores.

Image Mom would fix up a meal.

Image Work.

Image Doc Boy would get in the way.

Image Fighting. Big fat hairy deal.

Image Decorating the tree.

Image Gardening.

Image Wiring all of the lights.

Image Electrical contracting.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 15, 2019 4:41 pm

Image I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Image You really think it matters, Eddie?
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Image Why weren't you at elf practise?
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Image I've killed it. Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:02 am

Image Image Image Image Image Image Feed the world

Image Image Image Let them know it's Christmas time again
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Re: Holiday Season Quotes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:34 pm

Image Too late? Why, nonsense. Ohh, don't cry, Karen. Frosty's not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow, and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. Oh, yet sometimes it goes away for almost a year at a time, and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again.

Image Yes, but... He was my friend.

Image Just watch.
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