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I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:14 pm

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:16 pm

What kind of meat?
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:18 pm

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Salmon first, then deer.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:20 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twonk:
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:20 pm

Deer tomorrow.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:21 pm

This does not taste good to me.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:03 am

here today, deer tomorrow

anyway your first mistake was buying something "non gmo verified"
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Bigdog (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:43 am

i ate meat earlier

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Ragnar (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:24 am

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:03 am
anyway your first mistake was buying something "non gmo verified"
This. The best garnish is gmos. We figured out how to do Jurassic Park on meat and it hasn't eaten anybody yet, but somehow this makes some people NOT want to eat it? Growth hormones are cruel though don't get me wrong, and granted, it feels wasteful to be genetically modifying a deer to make it taste better instead of making it know how to ollie.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Ragnar (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:24 am

Bigdog wrote:
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i ate meat earlier
disgusting
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:52 am

i will be eating meat soon
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:17 am

Gloomy Rube wrote:
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here today, deer tomorrow

anyway your first mistake was buying something "non gmo verified"
My favorite part is how they advertise that a literal stick of meat is GLUTEN FREE
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Brendle (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:22 am

That's too bad. I love me some gluten in my meet.

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:23 am

what I'm curious about

is this like an actual piece of meat

or like a bunch of stuff processed into a paste and then poured into something that looks like meat

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:24 am

like not knocking your dietary choices but the package goes so hard on GRASS FED VENISON n things that I'm legit wondering

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:25 am

oh anyway these past few meals I've been making various simple variations of tofu dishes to see how that pans out and things have been p tasty so far

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:45 am

Octavia wrote:
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My favorite part is how they advertise that a literal stick of meat is GLUTEN FREE
Back when this fad diet was just starting, I remember rolling my eyes at a box of frozen hamburger patties saying it didn't have any gluten. Literally the only ingredient was beef, but still, I guess you have to appeal to science-phobic customers if you want their money.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:50 am

!saak wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:25 am
oh anyway these past few meals I've been making various simple variations of tofu dishes to see how that pans out and things have been p tasty so far
Remember to press your tofu before cooking it :spike101:

Stir fries with tofu are really tasty and fast to cook, but they require a ton of prep with cutting vegetables.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:26 am

Octavia wrote:
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Remember to press your tofu before cooking it :spike101:

Stir fries with tofu are really tasty and fast to cook, but they require a ton of prep with cutting vegetables.
Ooh I just usually let it leak out but this is p great advice

So I guess cut first and then press?

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:47 am

!saak wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:26 am
So I guess cut first and then press?
Press first, then cut. I usually sandwich the tofu between two layers of paper towels, then put a big cast-iron pan on top of it for 30-60 minutes. A LOT of water drains out.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:57 am

cheers imma try that for the next dish

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Bigdog (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:02 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:45 am
Back when this fad diet was just starting, I remember rolling my eyes at a box of frozen hamburger patties saying it didn't have any gluten. Literally the only ingredient was beef, but still, I guess you have to appeal to science-phobic customers if you want their money.
Also reminds me of when I saw like a bag of jellybeans or some other kind of candy labeled as a FAT FREE FOOD. I think my eyes rolled out of my skull and across the floor.

THAT SAID

Actual gluten free food needers (as opposed to fad dieters) do benefit from such a label, because you'd be surprised where gluten creeps in even on products that you would think would be pure meat, due to stuff like fillers or just cross contamination. I had a friend who would sometimes get screwed over by that stuff.

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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:25 pm

!saak wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:23 am
what I'm curious about

is this like an actual piece of meat

or like a bunch of stuff processed into a paste and then poured into something that looks like meat
I don’t know but my guess is, if these were parts of the deer you could make a delicious-looking steak from, they would’ve made that instead

So, by process of elimination,
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:28 pm

I guess it's a processed bar but still what difference does it make to me? :pinkieshrug:
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Octavia (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:43 pm

ToastGhost wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:28 pm
I guess it's a processed bar but still what difference does it make to me? :pinkieshrug:
If you're gonna have your first piece of meat in forever, I'd recommend going full filet mignon
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:20 pm

This thread made me go dig up a couple of old issues of MAD (like, from 2001-2002) that somehow got mixed into stuff I had from when I was a kid because I thought I remembered them having a joke about how vegetarians who go back to eating meat could start by eating crow, but it wasn't in either of them.

Anyway, that's my story, hope you enjoy your other processed meat, OP.
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:23 pm

ToastGhost wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:28 pm
I guess it's a processed bar but still what difference does it make to me? :pinkieshrug:
well let me explain the difference
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This does not taste good to me.
I love meat and this is my reaction to those bars too. :-I
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Ragnar (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:25 pm

Bigdog wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:02 pm
Actual gluten free food needers (as opposed to fad dieters) do benefit from such a label, because you'd be surprised where gluten creeps in even on products that you would think would be pure meat, due to stuff like fillers or just cross contamination. I had a friend who would sometimes get screwed over by that stuff.
This is really true. The most bizarre things can have gluten in them, and celiac disease will put you in the hospital for making one bad call. We have a "gluten free" pizza at work, but it's prepped in all the same places as the glutenous pizzas, so it isn't fucking gluten free, is it?
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:51 pm

You see, it's free enough of gluten to appeal to people who don't know what gluten is but think it sounds scary and thus should be avoided. I bet the pizza chains would love to source "non-GMO" ingredients to appeal to the same crowd, never mind the fact that we've been genetically modifying organisms ever since we invented selective breeding. :ohrarity:
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:22 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:51 pm
You see, it's free enough of gluten to appeal to people who don't know what gluten is but think it sounds scary and thus should be avoided. I bet the pizza chains would love to source "non-GMO" ingredients to appeal to the same crowd, never mind the fact that we've been genetically modifying organisms ever since we invented selective breeding. :ohrarity:
don't forget, it's free of chemicals! :ohboy:
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:23 pm

things that are free of chemicals:

-the endless abyss of nothingness

things that are not free of chemicals:

-anything not in the first group
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:26 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:23 pm
things that are free of chemicals:

-the endless abyss of nothingness

things that are not free of chemicals:

-anything not in the first group
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Bigdog (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:06 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:23 pm
things that are free of chemicals:

-the endless abyss of nothingness

things that are not free of chemicals:

-anything not in the first group
Also technically neutron stars and other things of neutronium :spike101:

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:25 pm

ToastGhost wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:28 pm
I guess it's a processed bar but still what difference does it make to me? :pinkieshrug:
eh its prolly safe to eat but like

Dutch fast food culture is based around essentially leftover meats from cows, pigs etc processed and deep fried

and its p bad for you but cheap and delicious as well

so seeing this represent itself as some fancy gourmet thing is just funny to me

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by !saak (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:27 pm

it's also kinda like a ship of Theseus situation

the thing contains product from grass fed deer sure, but how much of it is still 'recognizable' as such?

is the thing even made from just one animal?

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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

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Bigdog wrote:
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Also technically neutron stars and other things of neutronium :spike101:
Haha good point. I guess if something is just neutrons, despite having matter there's no complete atoms so therefore no chemicals :-I
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:37 pm

Gloomy, I’d always pegged you for whatever reason as some kind of ultravegan

like you only eat plants that had been hugged to death
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:42 pm

no I eat steak and bbq and chicken and burgers
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:42 pm

you are right though that I would not be able to do anything close to slaughtering an animal or sending it to be slaughtered
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Re: I'M GOING TO EAT MEAT

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:43 pm

It has to happen -over there- where I'm not looking
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