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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:19 am

Image When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

Image After the banana chips in.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:21 am

Image I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:00 am

Image What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

:maud: I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:26 am

Image What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

Image R2 detour.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:04 am

Image What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle?

Image Shall we join the fray?
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:40 am

Image Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:24 am

Image My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:21 am

Image I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car. They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:57 am

Image What do you call two banana skins?

Image A pair of slippers!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am

Image Why do candles love birthdays so much?

Image They just wanna get lit!
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:12 am

whew, things are back to normal, reality won't come unraveled
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:53 am

Image Why should you read while you sunbathe?

:unenthused: It’ll make you well red.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:54 am

Image What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?

Image One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am

Image We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:20 am

Image What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

Image He got a hot-diggity-dog.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:17 am

Image Are dogs good at science?

Image Well, labs are.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:34 am

hah
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;) ❤️ :twasnothin: ❤️ :fancyhat:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:24 am

Image What did the caffeine addict name his cats?

Image Cream and Sugar.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:31 am

Image What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?

Image I asked for coffee.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:41 am

haha
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Post by diribigal (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 am

It's funny because it implies that Sweetie Belle didn't ask for her own opinion.
ImageImageImage Very math.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:02 am

Image Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?

Image Because he was talking on his shell phone.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:26 am

Image I'm nobody's fool.

Image Maybe you can get someone to adopt you!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:22 am

Image I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:11 am

Image I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:53 am

Image What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

Image Looking a little pail there.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:46 am

Image A gang of beavers roamed Main Street last night, cutting down several trees. Police are stumped.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:14 am

Image After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:44 am

Image Midas took very good care of his pet deer. He had a hart of gold.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:28 am

Image I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
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Image What do you call a dog with a surround system?

Image A sub-woofer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:57 am

Image What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?

Image Holy guacamole.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:43 am

Image What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

Image The Laughing Stock.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:17 am

Image Why are you always warmest on your birthday?

Image People won’t stop toasting you!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:56 am

Image Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Image Because he’s always a little short.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:00 am

Image Have you got a dollar bill?

Image No, but I have forequarters.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:25 am

Image What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at the dance?

Image Looking sharp!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:36 am

Image I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Image Fire.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:14 am

Image You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Image All the people on the boat are married.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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