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You know, horses are kinda awful
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
Oh, no, no, that's a common misconception. Horses used to exist, they just don't anymore.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
Should have invited it to come post hereOrange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:49 pmI regret to inform you they exist, I met one
it farted
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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:49 pmI regret to inform you they exist, I met one
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
Good thing we're only here because we're fans of the fictional nice horses, then.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
I have heard rumors horses are "well hung", but I have not attempted yet myself to hang a horse so I cannot confirm this for myself
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
remember that episode when there were horses and they couldn't sit on chairs or drink from glasses?
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
I saw a horse a couple weeks ago
I slapped his butt
He seemed to enjoy it
I slapped his butt
He seemed to enjoy it
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
That was one of the movies, Lalaloopsy PoniesDaikatunaRevengeance wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:10 pmremember that episode when there were horses and they couldn't sit on chairs or drink from glasses?
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
it was good, but not as good as Band Together, and about as good as Festival of Sugary Sweets and not as fantastical as Lala-oopsies.
We don't talk about Lalaloopsy Babies or Lalaloopsy Girls.
We don't talk about Lalaloopsy Babies or Lalaloopsy Girls.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
please refute at least one point in the op please otherwise I will kindly ask you to leave this thread
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/KirinOrange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:44 pmWhat's good about them.
- no notable elemental resistances
resistant to lightning
this extends to all horses
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my worldview is in questionGloomy Rube wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:33 pmhttps://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Kirin
resistant to lightning
this extends to all horses
I must electrocute horses to check
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Is that the horse equivalent of kicking a car's tires?Dong Strongly wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:29 pmI saw a horse a couple weeks ago
I slapped his butt
He seemed to enjoy it
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It's the horse equivalent of slapping a car's butt
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
ok edisonOrange Fluffy Sheep wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:58 pmmy worldview is in question
I must electrocute horses to check
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
tall is good thoThe Ghost of Ember wrote: ↑Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:39 amthey're too tall and pretend to care about others feeling
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful
suddenly 3 people post in the horse thread at the exact same time
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They were good for doing things cars did back in the day
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When you ride a horse while firing gun, you get called a "cowboy." But when I shoot guns while riding my motorcycle or car, I'm called a "psycho" or "drive-by shooter."
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so how often do you shoot guns while you're riding a motorcycle or a car
and furthermore, is the answer "always, because that's the way cool kids do it"
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