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You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:44 pm

  • look stupid
  • horse smell
  • cannot effectively use swords
  • no notable elemental resistances
  • symbol of freedom and masculinity just eats grass and runs
  • large face is easy to punch
  • ability to leap over hurdles useless as hurdles are relatively rare in the open plains
What's good about them.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:46 pm

good thing they aren't real
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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I regret to inform you they exist, I met one

it farted
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:52 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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good thing they aren't real
Oh, no, no, that's a common misconception. Horses used to exist, they just don't anymore.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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I regret to inform you they exist, I met one

it farted
Should have invited it to come post here

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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:49 pm
I regret to inform you they exist, I met one

it farted
Fizzbuzz wrote:
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Oh, no, no, that's a common misconception. Horses used to exist, they just don't anymore.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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You know, horses are kinda awful
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:57 pm

Good thing we're only here because we're fans of the fictional nice horses, then.

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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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i will punch a horse
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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I have heard rumors horses are "well hung", but I have not attempted yet myself to hang a horse so I cannot confirm this for myself
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:46 pm

actually horses are fine
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Gloomy Rube wrote:
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actually horses are fine
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:08 pm

lalaloopsy was good
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:10 pm

remember that episode when there were horses and they couldn't sit on chairs or drink from glasses?
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Dong Strongly (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:29 pm

I saw a horse a couple weeks ago

I slapped his butt

He seemed to enjoy it
Thicc like molasses thx 4 askin
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:58 pm

DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
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remember that episode when there were horses and they couldn't sit on chairs or drink from glasses?
That was one of the movies, Lalaloopsy Ponies
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:00 pm

it was good, but not as good as Band Together, and about as good as Festival of Sugary Sweets and not as fantastical as Lala-oopsies.

We don't talk about Lalaloopsy Babies or Lalaloopsy Girls.
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:17 pm

the lala-oopsies movie i remember had some top tier puns
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:25 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
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actually horses are fine
please refute at least one point in the op please otherwise I will kindly ask you to leave this thread
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:33 pm

Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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  • no notable elemental resistances
What's good about them.
https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Kirin

resistant to lightning

this extends to all horses
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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THIS IS A COMEDY FREE ZONE! :glare:
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Gloomy Rube wrote:
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https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Kirin

resistant to lightning

this extends to all horses
my worldview is in question

I must electrocute horses to check
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Dong Strongly wrote:
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I saw a horse a couple weeks ago

I slapped his butt

He seemed to enjoy it
Is that the horse equivalent of kicking a car's tires?
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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i hate horses?
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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they're too tall and pretend to care about others feeling
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Octavia wrote:
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Is that the horse equivalent of kicking a car's tires?
It's the horse equivalent of slapping a car's butt
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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Orange Fluffy Sheep wrote:
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my worldview is in question

I must electrocute horses to check
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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The Ghost of Ember wrote:
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they're too tall and pretend to care about others feeling
tall is good tho
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

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suddenly 3 people post in the horse thread at the exact same time
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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Fontra (?) » Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:02 pm

They were good for doing things cars did back in the day

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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by Fontra (?) » Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:05 pm

When you ride a horse while firing gun, you get called a "cowboy." But when I shoot guns while riding my motorcycle or car, I'm called a "psycho" or "drive-by shooter."

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Re: You know, horses are kinda awful

Post by RIP Syndrome (?) » Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:38 pm

Fontra wrote:
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When you ride a horse while firing gun, you get called a "cowboy." But when I shoot guns while riding my motorcycle or car, I'm called a "psycho" or "drive-by shooter."
so how often do you shoot guns while you're riding a motorcycle or a car

and furthermore, is the answer "always, because that's the way cool kids do it"
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