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Image I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

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:maud: Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
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:snicker:
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:ponder: Why didn't the Sun go to college?

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haha
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:spoiler: A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
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:starity: That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher!
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