if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
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if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
1. spicy nacho
2. jacked ranch
3. flaming hot nacho
2. jacked ranch
3. flaming hot nacho
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
i'm sorry so many flavorful DORITOS® options were left off, please complain to the mods about the severe poll limitations and let them know that you could not vote directly for your favorite DORITOS® flavor due to their negligance
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
i don't eat doritos op
i'm not a game
i'm not a game
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
1. Cool Ranch
2. Taco
3. Spicy Sweet Chili
2. Taco
3. Spicy Sweet Chili
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
but DORITOS® are what separate us from dark ages, during the enlightenment frederick the great himself said "The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is the great taste of DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips."
it was pretty early in history so they only had the one flavor i think
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
Did you know that in Germany, the Cool Ranch flavor is called Cool American?
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
It is not letting me vote. However,
1. spicy nacho
2. spicy nacho
3. spicy nacho
You're implying that there are other flavors, which is false.
1. spicy nacho
2. spicy nacho
3. spicy nacho
You're implying that there are other flavors, which is false.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
Cool ranch, hot wings, sweet spice. Don't @ me.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
Does that mean they call ranch dressing American dressing?
I've always wondered if anyone did that, since we name dressings after France, Italy, and a thousand unspecified islands.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
I have to say it's a relief that Cool Ranch is winning because it seems like at every party I've ever been to, the host always buys Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos instead of the clearly superior Cool Ranch.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
I've never had cool ranch doritos
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
you must rush out and buy DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips at the earliest opportunity, i have never had a tortilla chip so delicious and fresh flavored. the ability make and to enjoy DORITOS® COOL RANCH® Flavored Tortilla Chips is really what separates us from the animals.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
remember, just because this thread presupposes a dark future where you can only enjoy three types of DORITOS® flavor, right now you can run out and buy any flavor of DORITOS® branded tortilla chip you want!
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
the more i say the name the more i must consume
DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® FHATAGN®
DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® DORITOS® FHATAGN®
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
but if you all think it's that good I'll try some later
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
They're good enough, I suppose. They're just tortilla chips with some flavoring and an overhyped marketing campaign.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
There are only two types of Dorito. The others are subtypes at best.
Well, no, there's a third. It's the 2016 special edition Rock the Vote Doritos that was available exclusively to persons not registered to vote. They have no flavor dust, no crunchiness, and are overall designed to be unpleasant to eat. That is the third type of Dorito.
Well, no, there's a third. It's the 2016 special edition Rock the Vote Doritos that was available exclusively to persons not registered to vote. They have no flavor dust, no crunchiness, and are overall designed to be unpleasant to eat. That is the third type of Dorito.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
I like the Russian Roulette Doritos where it's a small bag of nacho cheese flavored Doritos, but one of the chips is INSANELY spicy and you can't tell by looking at it.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
1. Sweet Chili
2. The blue one
3. Roulette to keep me from getting complacent.
2. The blue one
3. Roulette to keep me from getting complacent.
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
I tried roulette before and I'm not sure there's even a spicy one?
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Re: if you could only ever eat 3 flavors of DORITOS® for the rest of your life which would you choose
Like the tapatio doritos are ALL spicier than the "oh no it's a spicy one!!!" in the roulette bag