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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:01 pm
![Pinkie Pie, are you pondering what I'm pondering? :ponder:](./images/smilies/pondering.png)
When does a horse talk?
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Whinny feels like it.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:40 am
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Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
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The Supreme Quart.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:40 am
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My kid left some uncooked sausage out of the freezer overnight. When I discovered it, I realized I was dealing with a spoiled brat.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:25 am
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Did you hear about the pony who's making model boats in her attic?
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Sails are going through the roof.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:07 am
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Did you hear about the guy who went to prison for smoking herbs?
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He's doing time for doing thyme.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:36 am
![I'm feeling pretty good about this. :good:](./images/smilies/emot-sb-smile.png)
What did they call the dog that only barked in deep, gutteral barks?
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Subwoofer.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:36 am
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Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
![We Are Not Amused :speakest:](./images/smilies/wearenotamused.gif)
Neil before me.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:12 am
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Who is the bread God’s arch-enemy?
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The Anticrust!
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:52 am
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What does a painter do when he feels cold?
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He puts on a new coat.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:55 am
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What shampoo does Batman always use?
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Conditioner Gordon.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:29 am
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What do you call a corn cob with only one kernel?
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A unicorn.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:18 am
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After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd.
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Apparently that’s frowned upon in bowling.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:04 am
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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?
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Tsarbucks.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:52 pm
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Why was the baby corn sad?
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He couldn’t find his pop corn.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 16, 2020 11:22 am
![Elementary my dear Celestia. :spike101:](./images/smilies/spike101.png)
What do you call two birds in love?
![What would life be like? :allears:](./images/smilies/mlp-allears.gif)
Tweethearts.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:04 am
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Did you hear about the insect transport plane that crashed into the duct factory?
![This day is going to be perfect... :evil:](./images/smilies/evil.png)
Don’t worry, it’s all caught on tape.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:37 am
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A blue house is made of blue bricks, a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What is a green house made of?
![I have no strong feelings one way or another. :maud:](./images/smilies/emot-maud.png)
Glass.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:22 am
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What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
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It goes in one end and out the udder.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:50 am
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What did the lonely ball of dough say?
![Fluttersmith :fluttersmith:](./images/smilies/fluttersmith.png)
“No one kneads me.”
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:19 am
![a cup of sour? :bluh:](./images/smilies/applebelch.png)
Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
![excuse me :starity:](./images/smilies/stararity.png)
It was otter chaos.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:04 am
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If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?
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Synonym Toast Crunch.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 23, 2020 9:17 am
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A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
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Click for FullsizePolice are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:05 am
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I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia were.
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"They're right behind you," she replied.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 25, 2020 10:35 am
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I covered my shirt with push pins...I thought I would look sharp, but everyone said it was tacky.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:49 am
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I got a free fountain drink at the mall today...but all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 27, 2020 10:43 am
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I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day. We just clicked.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:24 am
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According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.
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This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:17 am
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Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says:
"No swimming without supervision."
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:27 am
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Where do bad rainbows go?
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Prism.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:20 am
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Stay Alert - The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large...police warn he may strike again.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:38 am
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Telling your suitcase there’s going to be no vacation this year can be tough...emotional baggage is the worst.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:45 am
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It's the 'Where's Wally' celebration day!
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The event is expected to draw large crowds.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:15 am
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
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My office printer doesn't jelly every time I try to print.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:17 am
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How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp?
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Helix it!
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:53 am
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What do you give a dog that has a high temperature?
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Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:12 am
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Why does Thor carry a hammer?
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Because he already has a thorax.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:19 am
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Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
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He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:30 am
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Why did the skeleton go to the supermarket?
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To get spare ribs!
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:48 pm
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Why does Popeye eat so much spinach?
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Because it goes great with Olive Oyl.
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