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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:42 pm

:-/ Spike, didn’t you promise to dust the foyer?
:whyme: Uh oh. Yeah, I did.
:twismug: And didn’t I promise to ground you if it wasn’t done?
:tada: Yes, but since I didn’t keep my promise, I won’t hold you to yours.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:50 pm

:annoyed: Hey sis, you think you’re strong? I bet I can push something into town in a wheelbarrow and you can’t push it back!
:mad: Bet accepted, sugarcube! This oughta be good. Here’s your wheelbarrow.
:sweet: Okay, now get in.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:49 am

Image So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?

:sweetiebot: Guilty as charged.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:51 am

Image Why didn't Thor go to the party with his brother?

Image Because it was too Loki for his taste.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:43 am

Image How much did it cost the Miami Heat to lose their spot in the 2021 NBA playoffs?

Image 10-15 Bucks.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:39 am

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 07, 2022 2:18 am

Image A skeleton lost his funny bone.

Image It was quite humerus.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:05 pm

Image What does Big Foot keep time with?

Image His sasqwatch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:59 pm

Image A bus full of jazz musicians has broken down on the highway, blocking all lanes.

:golfclop: Police say to expect some long jams.
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hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 10, 2022 10:48 am

Image I bought a knife than can cut through four loaves of bread at once...it’s a four loaf cleaver.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:47 am

Image I'm so mad! I found out my grandfather clock is full of bugs.

Image I guess it's like they say, time flies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:07 am

Image Guy was giving away free marionette dolls...no strings attached.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:41 am

Image There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language.

Image We call him the Village Idiom.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:51 am

Image I was boiling some noodles until the pot suddenly began to float.

Image Needless to say, it was soup rising.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:43 pm

Image Did you hear about the big fight last night at the Long John Silvers drive-thru?

Image Battered fish were everywhere.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:40 pm

Image A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.

Image I can't believe it's not better.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:49 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:42 am

Image Why do birds always congregate on power wires?

Image So they can hang out with their friends online.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:42 am

Image Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick?

Image Cause he wanted to join the Maple Leafs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 19, 2022 10:46 am

Image I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:50 am

Image How did the vegetable politely ask for a date?

Image “Peas be my Valentine.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:46 am

:-/ I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...that's just spam.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 22, 2022 12:53 pm

Image Why did the cat stop moving as soon as it stood up?

Image Because it was on paws.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 24, 2022 10:46 am

Image What happens when you take away half of a person's IQ?

Image They become "Q".
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:47 am

Image What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

Image “I love you a whole watt.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:45 am

Image Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine’s Day?

Image Her heart wasn’t in it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:48 am

Image What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Image Hogs and kisses.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 28, 2022 10:50 am

Image What did one pickle say to another?

Image You mean a great dill to me!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 29, 2022 11:56 am

Image What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Image "There's so mushroom in my heart for you!"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 30, 2022 1:24 pm

:pcstare: A police officer came across a pair of boys eating fireworks and batteries.

:speakest: He decided to charge one and let the other off.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 31, 2022 10:47 am

Image How does a witch style her hair?

Image She uses scare spray.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:51 am

Image Have you heard about Gucci's new line of baby clothes?

Image Gucci-goo.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:44 pm

Image Why do melons have to get married in churches?

Image Because they cantaloupe.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:44 am

Image Did you hear about the marble statue with low self esteem?

Image She was taken for granite.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:52 am

Image What do you call a bunch of janitors who made a band?

Image The bleach boys.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:26 pm

:flutterdear: What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?

:spoiler: A lambslide.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:36 pm

:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:31 pm

Image The coolest thing about my new Porsche is that it lets me know when the rear wing is raised.

Image Spoiler alert.
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hah
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