ITT we speak in song lyrics

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:10 pm

That coyote is really a crazy clown. When will he learn that he never can mow him down?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:50 pm

The city where we live might be quite large, but the circle is small

Why not tell us all and then the whole world will know

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu Jul 01, 2021 6:35 pm

Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil? There’s just God when He’s drunk.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:56 pm

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Jul 10, 2021 7:14 pm

911 is a joke

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:37 pm

So forget your past, my goodbye girl

'Cause now you're home at last

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:25 pm

My pappy said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln."

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Aug 28, 2021 1:33 pm

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Aug 29, 2021 3:32 pm

Who can turn the world on with her smile

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:40 am

Without love, where would you be now?

Without looooooooooooooooooooove?

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:24 pm

And after three days of drinkin' with Larry Love, I just get an inklin' to go on home. So I’m walkin' down Coldharbour Lane head hung low, three or four in the mornin', the sun's comin' up and the birds are out singing. I let myself into my pad, wend my way up that spiral staircase and stretch out nice on the chesterfield, Pithecanthropus Erectus already on the CD player. And I just push that remote button to sublimity, and listen to the sweet, sculptural rhythms of Charles Mingus. And J.R. Monterose and Jackie McLean duet on those saxophones, and the sound makes its way outta the window minglin' with the traffic noises outside, you know and ... all of a sudden I’m overcome by a feelin' of brief mortality. ‘Cause I’m gettin’ on in the world, comin' up on forty-one years, forty-one stony gray steps towards the grave, you know the box awaits its grisly load, and I’m gonna be food for worms. And just like Charles Mingus wrote that beautiful piece of music "Epitaph" for Eric Dolphy, I say: so long Eric; so long John Coltrane and Charles Mingus; so long Duke Ellington and Lester Young; so long Billie Holliday and Ella Fitzgerald; so long Jimmy Reed; so long Muddy Waters; and so long, Howlin' Wolf.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 17, 2021 1:56 am

You did your sittin', you did hard time

But you ain't gonna sit no more

They can't keep you there no more

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sun Oct 24, 2021 3:16 pm

The Duke will DIE BEFORE THESE EYES and he'll know ... HE'LL KNOW ... that it is I, Baron VLADIMIR HARKONNEN, who encompasses his DOOM! Hahahahaha!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:42 pm

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:49 pm

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;

It's the best time of the year

I don't know if there'll be snow

but have a cup of cheer

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 08, 2021 5:24 pm

It's the most wonderful time of the year

With the kids jingle belling

And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Wed Dec 08, 2021 10:42 pm

BE OF GOOD CHEER!!!!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:55 pm

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 12, 2021 12:52 am

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:14 am

We wish you a Merry Christmas,

And a Happy New Year.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:47 pm

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Tue Jan 11, 2022 4:56 pm

I threw it on the GROUND!

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:33 am

I'm an adult!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:56 pm

Now my robot he ain’t perfect and he’ll prob’ly never be
But even when he’s broken down he’s still right here with me
Well he ain’t as pretty as you are, he ain’t all nice and soft
But when he starts to bug me I know I can shut him off!

Well, I created a robot slave from shit around my house
I’ve never had to clean my pad since I let him out
He always does just what he’s told, keeps his mouth shut too
I think I’ll keep him till I die
I like him more than you

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:27 pm

Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Fri Feb 04, 2022 4:34 pm

Mama’s got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 05, 2022 4:45 pm

The Sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Sun Feb 13, 2022 7:30 pm

Jeremiah was a bullfrog!

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:53 am

I love you more than Bigfoot trucks
I love you more than shootin’ ducks
I love you more than the pool hall
But not as much as football

I love you more than drinkin’ beer
I love you more than eatin’ steer
I love you more than Les Paul
But not as much as football

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:41 pm

OH BABY YOU
GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 16, 2022 11:09 pm

What the hell we fighting for?

Just surrender and it won't hurt at all

You just got time to say your prayers

While you're waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu Mar 03, 2022 5:58 pm

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:01 pm

Ska Boss needs food badly.
Ska Boss is about to die.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:59 pm

Look around you

It's Christmas time

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu May 19, 2022 6:54 pm

When guiding the hand of the market
If it’s holding a cheque or a gun
The fingers go deep in your pockets
And you can live under the thumb

You seem so surprised, what did you expect?
We’re thinking outside of that box that you checked
The terms were presented in full to inspect
You scrolled to the end just to get to “Accept”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 20, 2022 4:13 pm

My love is in the league
With the freeway

Oh, with the freeway
And the coming of the night time

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 24, 2022 12:59 am

All of my life, where have you been

I wonder if I'll ever see you again

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 06, 2022 4:04 pm

And in the midst of the laughter, he cries.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:07 pm

Yeah, 'cause he's back

He's the man behind the mask