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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:10 pm

Image Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:19 pm

Image What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

:allears: They lived hoppily ever after.
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Image What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

Image R2 Detour.
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Image I met a guy who cross-bred insects...
...he was all right at first, but I soon got tired of his ant-ticks.
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Image There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA...the cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 30, 2022 1:04 pm

Image Fun fact: members of the equine family can send messages to each other by stamping the ground in distinct patterns.

Image It's their Horse Code.
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:-/ My brother is so dumb he got fired from the Dollar store...because he couldn't remember the prices.
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:allears: What's a spider's favorite fast food item?

:party: French Flies.
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Image Which bear is the most condescending?

Image A pan-duh!
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Image Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 06, 2022 10:41 am

Image Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to eating salt?

Image Don't worry, he was cured.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 07, 2022 12:56 pm

Image Forwards, it’s heavy. Backwards, it’s not. What is it?

Image A ton.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 08, 2022 12:36 pm

Image Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player?

Image Dunkin' Donuts.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 09, 2022 10:43 am

:dreamworks: What do you call a hen looking at lettuce?

:evil: A chicken sees her salad.
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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon May 09, 2022 6:38 pm

:smirk: I'm trying to get a job in the moisturizer industry. Any advice?

:anticipation: Apply daily.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 10, 2022 10:46 am

Image What remains stationary no matter how hard you push it?

Image An envelope.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 11, 2022 10:41 am

Image My friend said he couldn't pay his water bill...so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
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Image Bono and the Edge walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says not U2 again.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 13, 2022 10:42 am

Image I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.

Image It's Tangled and Frozen.
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Image A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production...I had to bale him out.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 15, 2022 12:26 pm

Image I bought a warehouse full of soup stock...now I'm a bouillonaire.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 16, 2022 10:47 am

Image A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains."

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Image What do you call a dog serving on a submarine?

Image A subwoofer.
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Image What is Canada’s national board game?

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Image Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 20, 2022 10:46 am

:zecora: How do you tell who at the playground plays the trombone?

:snobtavia: They can't swing and are always complaining about the slide.
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Image I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain.

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Image Little Red Riding Hood was involved in an accident.

Image Paramedics are on the scene but she's not out of the woods yet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 23, 2022 10:42 am

Image Why did the capillary love to look at himself in the mirror?

Image He was a little vein.
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Image Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school...never to be heard from again.
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:flutterdear: What do you call two birds stuck together?

:good: Velcrows.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 26, 2022 10:44 am

Image What is a carpenters favorite band?

Image Nine inch nails.
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Image What social media does Captain hook hate?

Image Tik-tok.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 28, 2022 12:25 pm

Image I answered my front door this morning and was punched in the face by a 5 foot tall beetle.

Image That must have been the nasty bug that's going around.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 29, 2022 11:28 am

Image I used to be in a band called Boomerang...we’re about to have a big comeback.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 30, 2022 10:44 am

Image What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?

Image A maney-yak.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 31, 2022 10:42 am

Image What do you say when your English teacher is crying?

Image "There, their, they're".
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 01, 2022 10:49 am

Image Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Image That's just how I roll.
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