Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:10 pm

Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle.

The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:50 am

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:19 pm

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 27, 2022 10:47 am

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:45 am

I met a guy who cross-bred insects...
...he was all right at first, but I soon got tired of his ant-ticks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:48 am

There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA...the cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 30, 2022 1:04 pm

Fun fact: members of the equine family can send messages to each other by stamping the ground in distinct patterns.

It's their Horse Code.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 01, 2022 11:32 am

My brother is so dumb he got fired from the Dollar store...because he couldn't remember the prices.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 02, 2022 10:36 am

What's the pirate's law for equitable retribution?

An Aye for an Aye.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 03, 2022 10:54 am

What's a spider's favorite fast food item?

French Flies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 04, 2022 2:04 pm

Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 05, 2022 10:41 am

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?

He went to see Closed for the Winter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 06, 2022 10:41 am

Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to eating salt?

Don't worry, he was cured.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 07, 2022 12:56 pm

Forwards, it’s heavy. Backwards, it’s not. What is it?

A ton.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 08, 2022 12:36 pm

Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player?

Dunkin' Donuts.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 09, 2022 10:43 am

What do you call a hen looking at lettuce?

A chicken sees her salad.

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon May 09, 2022 6:38 pm

I'm trying to get a job in the moisturizer industry. Any advice?

Apply daily.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 10, 2022 10:46 am

What remains stationary no matter how hard you push it?

An envelope.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 11, 2022 10:41 am

My friend said he couldn't pay his water bill...so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 12, 2022 10:50 am

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says not U2 again.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 13, 2022 10:42 am

I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.

It's Tangled and Frozen.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 14, 2022 12:21 pm

A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production...I had to bale him out.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 15, 2022 12:26 pm

I bought a warehouse full of soup stock...now I'm a bouillonaire.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 16, 2022 10:47 am

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains."

"Pull yourself together, man!" replies the doctor.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 17, 2022 10:46 am

What do you call a dog serving on a submarine?

A subwoofer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 18, 2022 10:41 am

What is Canada’s national board game?

Sorry.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 19, 2022 10:40 am

Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships?

It's on paper-view.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 20, 2022 10:46 am

How do you tell who at the playground plays the trombone?

They can't swing and are always complaining about the slide.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 21, 2022 1:01 pm

I heard the government is going to put chips in our brain.

I want sour cream and onion.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 22, 2022 12:40 pm

Little Red Riding Hood was involved in an accident.

Paramedics are on the scene but she's not out of the woods yet.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 23, 2022 10:42 am

Why did the capillary love to look at himself in the mirror?

He was a little vein.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 24, 2022 10:46 am

Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school...never to be heard from again.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 25, 2022 10:47 am

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Velcrows.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 26, 2022 10:44 am

What is a carpenters favorite band?

Nine inch nails.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 27, 2022 10:47 am

What social media does Captain hook hate?

Tik-tok.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 28, 2022 12:25 pm

I answered my front door this morning and was punched in the face by a 5 foot tall beetle.

That must have been the nasty bug that's going around.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 29, 2022 11:28 am

I used to be in a band called Boomerang...we’re about to have a big comeback.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 30, 2022 10:44 am

What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?

A maney-yak.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 31, 2022 10:42 am

What do you say when your English teacher is crying?

"There, their, they're".

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 01, 2022 10:49 am

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.