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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:44 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:42 am

:starity: What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

:unenthused: It was given two consecutive sentences.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:48 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:38 am

Image I was slightly surprised to learn that dogs' tongues are smooth...I thought they'd be ruff.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:46 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:54 am

:unenthused: I visited the Air and Space Museum...but there was nothing there.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:10 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 20, 2022 10:39 am

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Post by Pocket (?) » Tue Jun 21, 2022 5:27 pm

:party: My new OC is basically a sparkledog except as an Eastern dragon.

:-P ...She's an extra long.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:41 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:33 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 02, 2022 12:40 pm

Image I hosted a party for snails that don't have shells...it was a slugfest.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:48 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 04, 2022 10:38 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 06, 2022 12:58 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:22 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 09, 2022 11:31 am

Image A cat walks into the vet and says, "Meow."

:ponder: The vet says, "Okay, but where?"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:33 am

Image I have many stories about my unfortunate attempts to bring horses to a halt...they're my tales of whoa.
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