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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:33 am

Image My brother is so dumb he got fired from the dollar store...because he couldn't remember the prices.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 11:40 am

Image I’ve been trying to paint my windows...but instead I might just draw the curtains.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:40 am

Image Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?

:maud: Sediment always settles.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 23, 2022 11:52 am

Image I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire...spoiler alert.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 24, 2022 11:26 am

Image What was the name of the King’s extra knight?

Image Sir Plus.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 25, 2022 11:32 am

:scootawoo: Why is that guy directing the orchestra so electrifying?

:golfclop: Because he is the conductor.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:06 pm

Image Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open?

Image Polygon.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 28, 2022 11:39 am

Image What’s a mouse’s favorite game?

Image Hide and squeak.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 29, 2022 11:29 am

Image If you see a habanero on your doorstep, put a sweater on...it's a little chili outside.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:35 am

Image Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope?

:unenthused: Video killed the radio star.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:41 am

Image I just quit my job at the helium plant...I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:40 am

:ponder: What is the liquid inside the iPhone’s battery called?

Image Apple juice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 02, 2022 11:29 am

Image Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain?

Image Because on those days, the kids have to play inside.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 03, 2022 11:42 am

Image Why does Ganon hate surfing the web?

Image There are too many Links.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 04, 2022 11:43 am

Image Instead of yelling at my family I used to yell into a colander...all it did was strain my voice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:38 am

Image Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Image Because he’s a Great Dane.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:49 am

Image Someone told me cake jokes are cheesy.

Image I'm pretty sure mine's batter.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:37 am

Image How do aliens harvest their crops?

Image With tractor beams.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 am

:ponder: Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo?

:excellent: It was otter chaos.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:17 pm

Image I went to a store that sells door locks for little people...low key, it was pretty nice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:36 am

Image And the award for the best neck wear of the year goes to…

Image It’s a tie!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:38 am

Image Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?

Image Because he always accepts cookies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:47 am

:-/ We should let Netflix run the next pandemic…they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 13, 2022 11:42 am

Image Why do leprechauns not like fool's gold?

Image Because it's a sham rock.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:47 am

Image What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

Image A meltdown.
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Image Did you know you can wear any boat as a hat?

Image You just have to turn it upside down to make it cap size.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:41 am

Image What is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips?

Image Sultan vinegar.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 12:25 pm

Image What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Image Picking his nose.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 18, 2022 11:46 am

Image Did you hear about the curbs going on strike?

Image They're lining the streets in protest.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:44 am

Image I inherited my great-grandfather’s antique wig-making equipment.

Image It’s a family hairloom.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:44 am

Image What did the seed say to the flower?

Image Okay Bloomer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 21, 2022 12:12 pm

Image This is the hammer, this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench...you know the drill.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 22, 2022 1:08 pm

Image The person who invented the Lint-Roller really helped to get me out of some hairy situations.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:30 pm

:unenthused: My office computer is so old...when it started running slow, instead of more RAM, the IT guy installed more beads.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:59 am

Image Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

Image The baa baa shop!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:54 am

Image I would like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Image I'm sorry, we only accept cash.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:48 am

Image I have many stories about my unfortunate attempts to bring horses to a halt...they're my tales of whoa.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:53 pm

Image What is the opposite of Lady Fingers?

:bluh: Mentoes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:44 am

Image Why didn’t the guitar drive to the store?

Image Because the piano had the keys.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:54 am

Image I told my kid to not open the door for anyone while I’m not home...now I’m stuck outside.
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