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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:33 am

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:maud: Sediment always settles.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 23, 2022 11:52 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 25, 2022 11:32 am

:scootawoo: Why is that guy directing the orchestra so electrifying?

:golfclop: Because he is the conductor.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:06 pm

Image Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open?

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Image Hide and squeak.
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Image Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:41 am

Image I just quit my job at the helium plant...I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:40 am

:ponder: What is the liquid inside the iPhone’s battery called?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 04, 2022 11:43 am

Image Instead of yelling at my family I used to yell into a colander...all it did was strain my voice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:38 am

Image Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:49 am

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:ponder: Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo?

:excellent: It was otter chaos.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:17 pm

Image I went to a store that sells door locks for little people...low key, it was pretty nice.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:36 am

Image And the award for the best neck wear of the year goes to…

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Image Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?

Image Because he always accepts cookies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:47 am

:-/ We should let Netflix run the next pandemic…they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 17, 2022 12:25 pm

Image What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:44 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:44 am

Image What did the seed say to the flower?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 22, 2022 1:08 pm

Image The person who invented the Lint-Roller really helped to get me out of some hairy situations.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:30 pm

:unenthused: My office computer is so old...when it started running slow, instead of more RAM, the IT guy installed more beads.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:59 am

Image Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

Image The baa baa shop!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:54 am

Image I would like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:48 am

Image I have many stories about my unfortunate attempts to bring horses to a halt...they're my tales of whoa.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:53 pm

Image What is the opposite of Lady Fingers?

:bluh: Mentoes.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:54 am

Image I told my kid to not open the door for anyone while I’m not home...now I’m stuck outside.
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