Horse Laughs

Pocket · Post by **Pocket** (?) » Mon May 22, 2023 12:03 pm

I was gonna make croque monsieur, but we're out of ham, so I had to make a substitution.

So it's a croque of bologna.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 23, 2023 1:54 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 23, 2023 10:51 am

What's the saddest form of transportation?

A moped.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 24, 2023 1:14 pm

What do you call a documentary about a trombone?

A slideshow.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 25, 2023 10:52 am

I've quit my job at the helium gas factory...I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 26, 2023 10:46 am

What do you get when there’s an earthquake at a cow pasture?

Milk shakes.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 27, 2023 12:30 pm

I saw a magic car driving down the road...it turned into a gas station.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 28, 2023 11:40 am

What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor?

Ramen Hood.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 29, 2023 10:49 am

What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

A frisbee.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 30, 2023 1:46 pm

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 31, 2023 10:40 am

I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:46 am

What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup?

His mother gave him an earful.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:50 am

Did you know Yoda had a last name?

Layheehoo.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:34 am

What does the hero of Asgard have in common with most insects?

A Thor axe.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:06 pm

I bought my friend an elephant for their room...they said thank you, I said don't mention it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 05, 2023 10:36 am

My kettle sounds like thunder and rain...I think a storm is brewing.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 06, 2023 10:45 am

Why are balloons so expensive?

Inflation!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:46 am

Who invented popcorn chicken?

Kernel Sanders.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:57 pm

Newsflash! Tanker truck carrying brine has crashed and spilled its contents all over the highway. Motorists are reported to be in a pickle.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:49 am

What’s an artist’s favorite shoe brand?

Sketchers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 10, 2023 11:30 am

What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A lambslide.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:43 am

Why shouldn't you iron a 4 leaf clover?

You don't want to press your luck.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 12, 2023 10:46 am

Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood?

In the ark hives.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 13, 2023 10:41 am

Just saw two birds stuck together in a tree...I think they're velcrows.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 14, 2023 1:15 pm

I think the story of Noah's life was a bit boring...but it did have a nice arc.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 15, 2023 1:15 pm

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:41 pm

What is Beetlejuice's favorite TV Channel?

It's Showtime!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 17, 2023 11:37 am

Why wasn't Princess Leia married before she met Han Solo?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:17 pm

How much did the Fiddler on the Roof charge for a performance?

Nothing. It was on the house.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:29 pm

What do you call a grizzly bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:50 am

My biggest talent is that I can always tell what's in a wrapped box...it's a gift.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 21, 2023 1:06 pm

What type of instrument do you find in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:12 pm

In which state is the Great Salt Lake?

Liquid.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:53 am

What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator?

A sham-Rock.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 24, 2023 11:45 am

I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse...well, it was actually more of a night mare.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Jun 24, 2023 6:49 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:13 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 12:10 pm

Why did the prison escapee stop at the car wash?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 26, 2023 10:46 am

What would you call a potion brewing pig in the desert?

A ham sand witch.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 27, 2023 11:53 am

What did one helmet say to the other?

I'll stay here, you go on a head.