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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:23 am

Image My friend bought a belt with a strap made out of dollar bills and a buckle made out of dimes and nickels.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 16, 2024 11:50 am

Image What do you call birds that stick together?

Image Vel-crows.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2024 10:29 am

Image What's an egg's favorite vacation spot?

Image New Yolk City.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 18, 2024 10:30 am

Image My wife woke up this morning with a huge smile on her face...I love Sharpies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:35 am

Image To the guy that found my empty wallet...I don't know how to repay you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:30 am

Image What kind of pasta grants wishes?

Image Fettugenie.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 21, 2024 10:35 am

Image Scientists keep finding broom sticks all over beaches...due to sand-witches.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 22, 2024 11:26 am

Image How do you treat a shoplifter with a belly ache?

Image Kleptobismal.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 23, 2024 11:19 am

Image Taco Bell is like a 7-Eleven...you go there for food and get gas.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 24, 2024 10:41 am

Image What is the king of all tools?

Image The ruler.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 25, 2024 10:32 am

Image What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Image A civil serpent.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 26, 2024 10:33 am

Image Why can't you own just one Stephen King novel?

Image Because 'Misery' loves company.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 27, 2024 10:35 am

Image The Sun doesn't need to go to college...because it already has 28 million degrees.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:35 am

Image Why did the wheel refuse to exercise?

Image Because it didn't want to tire itself out.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 29, 2024 11:30 am

Image What is Gargamel‘s favorite dish ?

Image Smurf n Turf.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 30, 2024 11:31 am

Image How does a train hear another train coming?

Image With its engineers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2024 10:39 am

Image What did the fish say, when he posted bail?

Image I'm off the hook.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:46 am

Image I've just joined a procrastinators support group...it's called Wait Watchers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:35 am

Image Why does the Liberty Bell look like a dropped Easter egg?

Image Because they’re both cracked.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 05, 2024 11:19 am

:wubs: What type of instrument do you find in the bathroom?

:golfclop: A tuba toothpaste.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 06, 2024 11:24 am

Image What word means the same thing with several letters added?

Image Mailbox.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:21 am

Image A tennis ball walks into a bar...

Image The barkeep says, “Have you been served?”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:49 am

Image What has Ferris wheels, cotton candy, and delicious fried food?

Image That's a fair question.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 09, 2024 11:19 am

Image What is an Australian ghost's favorite pie?

Image Boo meringue.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:41 am

Image What do trees wear when it gets cold?

Image A fir coat.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 11, 2024 10:43 am

Image People say being a waiter is a bad job...but, hey, it puts food on the table.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 12, 2024 11:14 am

Image Where do spirits buy food?

Image The ghostery store.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2024 11:27 am

Image Why was the rabbit disappointed when she saw the gold?

Image They weren’t the carats she expected!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:20 am

Image What do you call Mickey Mouse with a lisp?

Image Mickey Mouth.
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