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What does a window do when it laughs?
It cracks up.
It cracks up.
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Why don't programmers like nature?
Because it has too many bugs.
Because it has too many bugs.
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Why did the phone go to jail?
It was charged with battery.
It was charged with battery.
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Where does a Viking clown go when they die?
To ValHaHa.
To ValHaHa.
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I just completed a Rubik's Cube in seven seconds...I dropped it into a tub of paint.
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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?
Medium.
Medium.
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What is the loudest kind of pet?
A trumpet.
A trumpet.
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What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Scream cheese.
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Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
They are only able to draw blood.
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What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-boo!
Bam-boo!
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What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night?
A monster truck.
A monster truck.
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What music band is the least popular around Halloween?
The Smashing Pumpkins.
The Smashing Pumpkins.
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What did the mummy film director say?
That's a wrap.
That's a wrap.
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How do ghosts become pilots?
They go to fright school.
They go to fright school.
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What types of TVs are in haunted houses?
Wide scream TVs.
Wide scream TVs.
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What does a werewolf YouTuber say at the end of his videos?
Don't forget to lycan subscribe!
Don't forget to lycan subscribe!
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How does a ghost plan his day?
He makes a to-boo list
He makes a to-boo list
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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Spare ribs.
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What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
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What do you call the site where you hook up with old women?
Instagran.
Instagran.
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I gave my friend an apple, but she said she prefers pears...so I gave her another apple.
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What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
A Gobblegänger.
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Today is the Grand Opening of the new Lego Store.
People are lined up for blocks.
People are lined up for blocks.
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I got fired from the top secret Heinz factory the other day...I spilled the beans.
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What do you call the art of folding cookies?
Oreo-gami.
Oreo-gami.
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What's an egg's favorite vacation spot?
New Yolk City.
New Yolk City.
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What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
Peach gobbler.
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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme.
There was no thyme.
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How do little pumpkins cross the road?
With a crossing gourd.
With a crossing gourd.
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What smells the best at the Thanksgiving meal?
Your nose.
Your nose.
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Why do turkeys eat so much?
Cause they like to gobble things down.
Cause they like to gobble things down.
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