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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 13, 2024 11:41 am

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Image It cracks up.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 14, 2024 1:32 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 15, 2024 10:43 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2024 10:36 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 18, 2024 10:38 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 19, 2024 11:24 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 20, 2024 11:41 am

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Image A trumpet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 21, 2024 10:32 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 23, 2024 10:37 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 24, 2024 10:33 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 25, 2024 10:38 am

Image What music band is the least popular around Halloween?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 26, 2024 11:25 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 27, 2024 11:57 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 28, 2024 10:40 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:38 am

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Image He makes a to-boo list
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 31, 2024 10:34 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 01, 2024 10:31 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 02, 2024 11:54 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 03, 2024 11:21 am

Image I gave my friend an apple, but she said she prefers pears...so I gave her another apple.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 04, 2024 10:37 am

Image What do you call a turkey's evil twin?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 05, 2024 10:43 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 06, 2024 10:40 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 09, 2024 11:24 am

Image What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Image Peach gobbler.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 10, 2024 11:32 am

Image Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Image There was no thyme.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2024 10:31 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:40 am

Image What smells the best at the Thanksgiving meal?

Image Your nose.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 13, 2024 10:39 am

Image Why do turkeys eat so much?

Image Cause they like to gobble things down.
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