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What do wrestlers have for dessert?
Grapple pie.
Grapple pie.
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What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?
"All About That Baste."
"All About That Baste."
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What's a potato's favorite TV show?
MASH.
MASH.
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
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What did pilgrims use to bake cookies?
May-flour!
May-flour!
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What do you call the day after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
Broke Saturday.
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Why don’t scientists participate in Black Friday shopping?
They believe the chaos defies the laws of physics!
They believe the chaos defies the laws of physics!
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Why shouldn't you lend money to elves?
They're always short.
They're always short.
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Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
They always drop their needles!
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What's a catgirl's favorite state?
Californyaa.
Californyaa.
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A bah humbug.
A bah humbug.
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What's the Grinch's least favorite band?
The Who!
The Who!
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I bought my son a fridge for Christmas...I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
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Children who don't learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
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How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It's on the house!
Nothing. It's on the house!
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How do you know when Santa's around?
You can always sense his presents.
You can always sense his presents.
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What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
Orna-mints!
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Why does Comet hate doing chores at the North Pole?
He always gets stuck cleaning the bathroom.
He always gets stuck cleaning the bathroom.
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Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school?
Because he went down in history.
Because he went down in history.
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Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots?
He was caught picking his nose.
He was caught picking his nose.
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How much does Santa pay his reindeer?
Eight bucks.
Eight bucks.
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What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds?
Cookie sheets.
Cookie sheets.
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What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
Merry Christmas to ewe!
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What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
You need to lighten up.
You need to lighten up.
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What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
A meltdown.
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How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?
Chick to chick.
Chick to chick.
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Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Because he has a black belt!
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What kind of cars do elves like to drive?
A Toy-ota or an Elfa-Romeo!
A Toy-ota or an Elfa-Romeo!
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How does the snow globe feel this year?
A little shaken.
A little shaken.
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Did you hear about the elf who shoots rockets from his feet?
Missile Toe.
Missile Toe.
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What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder.
The cold shoulder.
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What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer.
Truth or deer.
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Why was the Christmas cookie so bad at school?
It kept crumbling under pressure!
It kept crumbling under pressure!
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Boxing Day is like a second chance at Christmas, but with less wrapping and more wrapping paper fights.
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What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!
I haven't seen you for a year!
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What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus?
No one is ever awake to see them.
No one is ever awake to see them.
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Why was the telephone late for work on Jan. 1?
It was busy ringing in the new year!
It was busy ringing in the new year!
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What’s a penguin’s New Year’s tradition?
Breaking the ice.
Breaking the ice.
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