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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2024 11:38 am

Image What do wrestlers have for dessert?

Image Grapple pie.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 24, 2024 11:33 am

:wubs: What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?

:golfclop: "All About That Baste."
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Image What's a potato's favorite TV show?

Image MASH.
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Image When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

Image In the dictionary.
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Image What did pilgrims use to bake cookies?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 28, 2024 10:40 am

Image What do you call the day after Black Friday?

:unenthused: Broke Saturday.
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Image Why don’t scientists participate in Black Friday shopping?

Image They believe the chaos defies the laws of physics!
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Image Why shouldn't you lend money to elves?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2024 11:24 am

Image Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

Image They always drop their needles!
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:amazing: What's a catgirl's favorite state?

:sbahj: Californyaa.
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Image What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?

Image This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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Image What kind of bug hates Christmas?

Image A bah humbug.
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Image What's the Grinch's least favorite band?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:27 am

Image I bought my son a fridge for Christmas...I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 06, 2024 11:36 am

Image Children who don't learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:22 am

Image How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?

Image Nothing. It's on the house!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 08, 2024 11:37 am

Image How do you know when Santa's around?

Image You can always sense his presents.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 09, 2024 10:31 am

Image What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

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Image Why does Comet hate doing chores at the North Pole?

Image He always gets stuck cleaning the bathroom.
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Image Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school?

Image Because he went down in history.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 12, 2024 10:31 am

Image Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots?

Image He was caught picking his nose.
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Image How much does Santa pay his reindeer?

Image Eight bucks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 14, 2024 11:23 am

Image What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 15, 2024 11:33 am

Image What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?

Image Merry Christmas to ewe!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 16, 2024 10:41 am

Image What did one Christmas tree say to the other?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:37 am

Image What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:39 am

Image How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 19, 2024 10:32 am

Image Why is Santa so good at karate?


Image Because he has a black belt!
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Image What kind of cars do elves like to drive?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 21, 2024 11:34 am

Image How does the snow globe feel this year?

:unenthused: A little shaken.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 22, 2024 11:36 am

Image Did you hear about the elf who shoots rockets from his feet?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 23, 2024 10:32 am

Image What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?

Image The cold shoulder.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 24, 2024 10:32 am

Image What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 25, 2024 11:21 am

Image Why was the Christmas cookie so bad at school?

Image It kept crumbling under pressure!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 26, 2024 10:41 am

:golfclop: Boxing Day is like a second chance at Christmas, but with less wrapping and more wrapping paper fights.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 27, 2024 10:39 am

Image What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve?

Image I haven't seen you for a year!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 28, 2024 11:16 am

Image What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus?

Image No one is ever awake to see them.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:22 am

Image Why was the telephone late for work on Jan. 1?

Image It was busy ringing in the new year!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 30, 2024 10:41 am

Image What’s a penguin’s New Year’s tradition?

Image Breaking the ice.
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