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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 07, 2025 10:38 am

Image What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?

Image Your napkin.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 08, 2025 11:21 am

Image What did the leftover turkey say?

Image Make me a sandwich.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 09, 2025 11:17 am

Image What do sweet potatoes wear to bed each night?

Image Yammies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 10, 2025 10:35 am

Image What did everyone tell the complaining pilgrim on the Mayflower?

Image We’re all in the same boat!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 11, 2025 10:37 am

Image What’s a running turkey called?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 12, 2025 10:35 am

Image What did the ocean say when it saw the Mayflower crossing?

Image Nothing. It just waved.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 13, 2025 10:34 am

Image What happens when winter arrives early?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 14, 2025 10:37 am

Image What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 15, 2025 11:15 am

Image What do you call the day after Black Friday?

Image Broke Saturday.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 16, 2025 11:16 am

Image Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 17, 2025 10:34 am

Image What do cows do on Thanksgiving?

Image They go to the moo-vies.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 18, 2025 10:33 am

Image What do you call rain on Turkey Day?

Image Fowl weather.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 19, 2025 10:36 am

Image What do you call a silly male turkey’s behavior?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:37 am

Image Why was the turkey asked to join a band?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 21, 2025 10:32 am

Image When are turkeys the most grateful?

Image The day after Thanksgiving.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 22, 2025 11:40 am

Image Why did the pie skip the party?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 23, 2025 11:20 am

Image What event was held on the Mayflower the day after Thanksgiving?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 24, 2025 10:34 am

Image What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?

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Post by Pocket (?) » Mon Nov 24, 2025 12:20 pm

:ponder: Who's more pious, predators or scavengers?

:whatsup: Predators. They prey before every meal.
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of...
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 25, 2025 10:35 am

Image What sound does a turkey's phone make?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 27, 2025 11:12 am

Image What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 29, 2025 11:45 am

Image What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 30, 2025 11:31 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 01, 2025 11:27 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 03, 2025 11:12 am

Image How did Scrooge win the football game?

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Image How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 06, 2025 11:18 am

Image What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 07, 2025 11:19 am

Image Why did Rudolph flunk school?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:33 am

Image What kind of bug hates Christmas?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:36 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 10, 2025 10:46 am

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