Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 15, 2025 10:35 am

What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

Truth or deer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 16, 2025 10:29 am

How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?

They spruce up.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 17, 2025 10:37 am

What's the Grinch's least favorite band?

The Who!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 18, 2025 10:34 am

What does Santa use to clean his sleigh?

Comet.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 19, 2025 10:33 am

Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for lunch?

Deer-y Queen.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 20, 2025 11:35 am

Why do Christmas trees like to knit?

They’re always hooked on Christmas decorations.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 21, 2025 11:17 am

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 22, 2025 10:32 am

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?

The cold shoulder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 23, 2025 10:37 am

What do fish sing during the holidays?

Christmas corals.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 24, 2025 10:32 am

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?

Wait, there's myrrh.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 25, 2025 11:23 am

What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?

'Tis the season to be jelly!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 26, 2025 10:38 am

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution?

To make new friends.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 27, 2025 11:21 am

Why was the broom excited for January 1st?

It was ready to sweep the old year away.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 28, 2025 11:31 am

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a few days off.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 29, 2025 10:35 am

What's the best way to toast the New Year?

With a loaf of bread.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 30, 2025 10:39 am

What did the farmer give his wife on New Year’s Eve?

Hogs and kisses.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 31, 2025 10:41 am

My New Year’s resolution was to drop my bad habits, but no one likes a quitter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 01, 2026 11:20 am

What do New Year’s Day parades have in common with Santa Claus?

No one is awake to see either of them.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 02, 2026 10:41 am

What does Big Foot keep time with?

His sasqwatch.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 03, 2026 11:11 am

Waiter! These potatoes taste powdery.

Yes sir. We use only the finest ingredients.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 04, 2026 11:37 am

My pastry factory has been pretty successful...so far we've had a good turnover.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 05, 2026 10:35 am

How much dirt is in a 6 foot deep hole?

There isn’t any. it’s a hole.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 06, 2026 10:40 am

What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?

Shrekspeare.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 07, 2026 10:35 am

What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A lambslide.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 08, 2026 10:39 am

What’s a three letter word that starts with gas?

Car.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 09, 2026 10:38 am

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectator.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 10, 2026 11:30 am

Why did the owner of the liquor store love thieves?

They always lifted his spirits.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 11, 2026 11:44 am

I was on the verge of winning the "Worlds Most Congested Nose " competition....and then I blew it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 12, 2026 10:34 am

I got kicked out of mime school...must've been something I said.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 13, 2026 10:37 am

What do you call someone with mints on their feet?

Tic tac toes.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 14, 2026 10:38 am

What's the difference between a sofa and a guitar player?

The sofa can support a family.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 15, 2026 10:39 am

I've just joined a dating group for arsonists. It's great, they send me new matches every day.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 16, 2026 10:38 am

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 17, 2026 11:30 am

What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino?

A cheeto.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 18, 2026 11:21 am

Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 19, 2026 10:40 am

Told a joke to a bunch of bugs. And all I heard was crickets…

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 20, 2026 10:39 am

My toothpaste fell off of my brush and right onto the floor before I got to brush...I was Crestfallen.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 21, 2026 10:40 am

What does an introverted vegan want for dinner?

Peas and quiet.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:36 am

What gets burning hot right before it freezes?

A laptop.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 23, 2026 10:37 am

The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention. Finally he put tu and tu together.