Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 24, 2026 11:20 am

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 25, 2026 11:28 am

What medicine does a snake take when it's sick?

An anti-hiss-tamine.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 26, 2026 10:36 am

I steal candy bars using slight of hand...you could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 27, 2026 10:41 am

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?

Desserted.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 28, 2026 10:36 am

I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden...oopsie daisies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 29, 2026 10:38 am

My friend got a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character...you should’ve seen the Luke on his face.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 30, 2026 10:37 am

My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit on the back seat of the car...so I had to pop the trunk.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 31, 2026 11:38 am

Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?

Because he was the raining champion.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 01, 2026 11:46 am

I'm writing a book on how tornados and hurricanes develop...at the moment it's just a draft.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 02, 2026 10:35 am

What happens when a battery commits a crime?

They get charged.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 03, 2026 10:35 am

How do you comfort an English teacher?

There, their, they're.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 04, 2026 10:37 am

What kind of dish washing liquid does a zombie use?

Dawn of the Dead.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 05, 2026 10:37 am

Why was the pizza ringing?

It had some bell peppers on it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 06, 2026 9:35 am

What do you call hip people that go to bed and breakfasts?

The Inn Crowd.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 07, 2026 12:14 pm

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook at?

The second hand store.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 07, 2026 1:25 pm

Why was no one able to go to the dock anymore?

It collapsed because of pier pressure.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 08, 2026 11:25 am

Why does nobody ever talk about how tall the average dwarf is?

Because it’s a little mean.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 09, 2026 10:41 am

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 10, 2026 10:38 am

How do crabs keep in touch with each other?

On shellphones.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 11, 2026 10:38 am

Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party?

He wanted something a little more Loki.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:39 am

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time…I was shocked.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 13, 2026 10:38 am

I slept like a log last night...and woke up in the fireplace!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 14, 2026 11:21 am

Why do bears have a fur coat?

Because they would look silly in a sweater.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 15, 2026 11:22 am

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 16, 2026 10:35 am

What does the mechanic say after he's fixed your car's horn?

Beep repaired.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 17, 2026 10:41 am

Why don't eggs tell jokes to each other?

Because they might crack each other up.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 18, 2026 10:43 am

What’s a three letter word that starts with gas?

Car.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 19, 2026 10:40 am

What's a horse's favorite wine?

Chardonneigh.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 20, 2026 10:36 am

As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16 hour flight, I tried to get comfortable...then I remembered that I was in economy.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 21, 2026 12:01 pm

I just got my first Christmas card in the mail. It was full of rice...that's when I knew it was from Uncle Ben.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 22, 2026 11:25 am

What kind of animal makes the best shrinks?

Owls. They genuinely give a hoot.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 23, 2026 10:41 am

My friend said his car's blinkers only work 50% of the time...I asked if they kept turning on and off.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 24, 2026 10:34 am

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 25, 2026 10:36 am

I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from?

Then it dawned on me.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 26, 2026 10:38 am

I heard they’re making a mind controlled air freshener.

It makes scents when you think about it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 27, 2026 10:40 am

Why did the introvert walk around the frozen lake?

Because he didn't want to break the ice.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 28, 2026 11:25 am

What do skeletons use to mug people?

A shoulder blade.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 01, 2026 11:41 am

My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers...he’s a very clumsy waiter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 02, 2026 10:40 am

What do you call an encyclopedia in the fridge?

Cold, hard facts.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 03, 2026 10:37 am

I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said don't mention it.