Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 04, 2026 10:40 am

What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 05, 2026 10:37 am

What do you call a musical group made of rubber?

An elastic band.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 06, 2026 10:43 am

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

He was already stuffed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 07, 2026 11:27 am

What sound does a witch's vehicle make?

BROOM BROOM.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 08, 2026 11:16 am

Why didn't the audience laugh at the giraffe' s joke?

It went over their heads.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:38 am

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectator.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 10, 2026 10:38 am

What's a horse's favorite wine?

Chardonneigh.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 11, 2026 10:42 am

A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Lego Land...the damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 12, 2026 10:38 am

What do uou call a formally dressed fighter?

A tie fighter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 13, 2026 10:35 am

If you ever get locked outside, talk to your lock calmly...because communication is the key.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 14, 2026 11:30 am

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 15, 2026 11:49 am

What do you call a lazy wasp?

A wannabee.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 16, 2026 10:40 am

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 17, 2026 10:35 am

I don't trust Bonsai trees. They're a little shady.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 18, 2026 1:14 pm

I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm...it was humerus.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:33 am

Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because he’s a Great Dane.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:20 am

What are security officers called at a trampoline park?

Bouncers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 21, 2026 11:17 am

What did the mirror say to the dresser?

I can see your drawers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 22, 2026 11:19 am

How do you know a hippie stayed on your couch?

He's still there.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 23, 2026 10:53 am

Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 24, 2026 10:36 am

2 artists had a fight...it ended in a draw.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Mar 25, 2026 10:39 am

Just had an operation on my funny bone...doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:33 am

I dreamt about a horse last night.

It turned out to be a night mare.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:45 am

What's a psychologists' favorite dish?

Freud Rice.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Mar 28, 2026 11:40 am

Don't leave alphabet soup cooking on the stove unattended.

It could spell disaster.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Mar 29, 2026 10:26 am

Somebody asked if I like potato skins. It was a loaded question.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Mar 30, 2026 10:37 am

What is a bear with no teeth called?

A gummy bear.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Mar 31, 2026 10:36 am

What do you get when you cross Superman with a kleptomaniac?

A man of steal.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 01, 2026 10:38 am

The Sun doesn't need to go to college...because it already has 28 million degrees.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 02, 2026 10:34 am

What do you tell a nurse when she administers an injection painlessly?

Good jab.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 03, 2026 10:38 am

What does a horse do when she eats a bunch of eggs and olive oil?

She Mayo-neighs.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 04, 2026 11:20 am

What does a classical composer use to carry his groceries?

A Chopin cart.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 05, 2026 11:25 am

Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?

He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Apr 06, 2026 10:33 am

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 07, 2026 10:37 am

Why are all the ant larvae confused?

Because all their uncles are ants.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 08, 2026 10:35 am

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 09, 2026 10:36 am

The eagle is a bird of many skills.

One could say he was very talon-ted.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 10, 2026 10:35 am

What be a pirate's favorite shape?

An arc.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 11, 2026 11:16 am

A giant fly is attacking New York, but don't worry...the SWAT team is on it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 12, 2026 11:25 am

Hear about the new restaurant called karma?

There’s no menu... you get what you deserve.