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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 13, 2026 10:46 am

Image Why did the pony need cough syrup?

Image His throat was a little horse.
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Image Our sailing trip in Maine was going great..until we were capsized by Augusta wind.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 15, 2026 10:39 am

Image Why should you never get undressed in front of a mountain ?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 16, 2026 10:32 am

Image What do you call the hair on a cow's lip?

Image A moo-stache.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 17, 2026 10:34 am

Image What do you use to measure grass?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 18, 2026 11:24 am

Image What do you call someone with mints on their feet?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 19, 2026 11:18 am

Image I've finally stopped drinking for good...Now I drink for evil.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 20, 2026 10:36 am

Image If there were a cord that insulted people...it would be called a discord.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 21, 2026 10:38 am

Image What do aliens spread on their toast?

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Post by Madeline (?) » Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:59 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
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:yay:
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Image What's Thanos' favorite beverage?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 23, 2026 10:35 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 24, 2026 10:36 am

Image What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 25, 2026 11:23 am

Image Why was the book freezing cold?

Image It lost its jacket.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 26, 2026 11:36 am

Image I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow. However I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!
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Image I love putting books in alphabetical order...Bkoos.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:33 am

Image What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:33 am

Image Why couldn't the ghost drive his car?

Image He couldn't find his spookeys.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 30, 2026 10:36 am

Image Do you know how fuel efficient a pirate ship is?

Image It can get 40 miles to the galleon.
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Re: Horse Laughs

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 01, 2026 10:33 am

Image What do you call the Dark Knight and a bowl of noodles?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 02, 2026 11:33 am

Image Why can't two elephants go swimming?

Image-They only have one pair of trunks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 03, 2026 11:18 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 04, 2026 10:33 am

Image What did the painting say in its defense?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 05, 2026 10:36 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 06, 2026 10:34 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 07, 2026 10:35 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 08, 2026 10:34 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 09, 2026 11:27 am

Image How do dogs always know who is barking?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 10, 2026 11:17 am

Image How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?

Image They refused to cross streams.
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