Puns about Rocks
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Puns about Rocks
Rocktavia
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That is all I have for now
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I broke my pumice.
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These puns are so great. They're igneous.
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Never take a good rock pun for granite.
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[quote="Doctor post_id=43659 time=1396326660 user_id=66]e: Get out of my head Octavia [/quote]
That just rocked my world.
That just rocked my world.
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I'm limestoning these puns
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"You ever hear a limestone?"
"Of course I've heard of limestone. It's one of the most common rocks in Equestria."
*hits citrus fruit with a mallet*
"Of course I've heard of limestone. It's one of the most common rocks in Equestria."
*hits citrus fruit with a mallet*
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I love marble rye. I just wish it weren't so crunchy.
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"I think MLP fandom OCs are stupid"
"Hey now, don't be hating Onyx"
"Hey now, don't be hating Onyx"
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Chalk up another rock pun.
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"How much of this rock should I add to the recipe?"
"About 3 quartz."
"About 3 quartz."
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This is a very gneiss rock pun.
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My favorite website is slate.com
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these puns are getting shale already
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Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
New signature pending.
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:"My voice has been described as gravelly."
:"Maude never really left the rock farm."
:"I'm a bit like Kenneth the Page on 30 Rock."
:"Maude never really left the rock farm."
:"I'm a bit like Kenneth the Page on 30 Rock."
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What a diamond in the rough. This thread sands away all my worries. Finally I have a way to make my life metamorphic.
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I got a call today that was a total landslide. The print server reached its peak, and crashed. We had to rock the print server back online for it to dig through all the print jobs again.
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Our puns have hit rock bottom.
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Let's try to be chipper and not so jaded, OK?
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I'm not above graveling to get what I want.
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Man, I can't wait for this fad topaz.