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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:25 am

What do ghosts play in the school band?

Haunting melodies.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:33 am

Why did the artist take a sketch pad to bed with her?

So she could draw the curtains.

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by Dong Strongly (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:29 am

what did the grape say to the vine
nothing, grapes don’t talk
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 am

Where is the English Channel?

I don't think we get it on our TV.

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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:31 pm
I'll go ahead and repost one of my faves from the old thread:
Early in the evening, Luna and Celestia were sitting in their thrones, working on various administrative tasks. While Luna was concentrating on a particularly complicated bit of Equestrian Law, a portrait of her, that was recently hung over her throne, came loose, falling and hitting her on the head.
Celestia looked up, smiled, and commented: "A striking likeness."
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:26 am

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:27 am

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am

A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.

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by Octavia (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:17 am
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am

A pet store had a
bird fish contest. No perches necessary.
Alternate version

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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:36 pm
that's a good double pun, good job ponyhag and octavia on that tag team effort

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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:57 pm
Daikatuna wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 am

Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my ear.

That may be just the tip of the iceberg.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:21 am

Besides wood, can you name a poor conductor?

The music teacher.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:31 am

Nurse, I think I'm shrinking.

Go see the doctor, and be a little patient.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:59 am

What do school cheese and the cafeteria chef's nose have in common?

They both smell and they're both runny.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:37 am

I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap song.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:38 am

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:45 pm
I'm just going to post here about the back of my cinnamon toast crunch box
it says "What do cows read with breakfast" and then there's a bunch of jumbled words that you have to put together to solve it
I'm not going to do that though, because I know the answer will be "A moospaper"
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 am

One mousetrap, please, and hurry. I have to catch a bus.

I'm sorry, but our mousetraps aren't that big.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:34 am

This butter is so strong it could walk around the table and say hello to the coffee.

If it did, the coffee would be too weak to talk back.

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by Octavia (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:57 pm

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:31 am

Spike, have you filled the salt shakers?

Not yet...it's hard pushing the salt through these little holes!

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:31 am

Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

No, but I've seen them kill mice.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am

When is it easy to read a book in the woods?

When autumn turns the leaves.

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by Octavia (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:55 am

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks
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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:01 am

Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?

Police suspect a cereal killer.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:26 am

I know somepony who plays the piano by ear.

I know somepony who fiddles with his beard.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:32 am

If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

The one on the range.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:29 am

Why are clouds like people riding horses?

Because they hold the reins.

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by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:28 am

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks.

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