Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:25 am

What do ghosts play in the school band?

Haunting melodies.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:33 am

Why did the artist take a sketch pad to bed with her?

So she could draw the curtains.

Dong Strongly · Post by **Dong Strongly** (?) » Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:29 am

what did the grape say to the vine

nothing, grapes don’t talk

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 am

Where is the English Channel?

I don't think we get it on our TV.

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:31 pm

I'll go ahead and repost one of my faves from the old thread:

Early in the evening, Luna and Celestia were sitting in their thrones, working on various administrative tasks. While Luna was concentrating on a particularly complicated bit of Equestrian Law, a portrait of her, that was recently hung over her throne, came loose, falling and hitting her on the head.
Celestia looked up, smiled, and commented: "A striking likeness."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:23 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:26 am

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:27 am

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am

A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:17 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
A pet store had a bird fish contest. No perches necessary.

Alternate version

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:36 pm

that's a good double pun, good job ponyhag and octavia on that tag team effort

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm

a good thread

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:57 pm

Daikatuna wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
a thread

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:05 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 am

Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my ear.

That may be just the tip of the iceberg.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:21 am

Besides wood, can you name a poor conductor?

The music teacher.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:31 am

Nurse, I think I'm shrinking.

Go see the doctor, and be a little patient.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:59 am

What do school cheese and the cafeteria chef's nose have in common?

They both smell and they're both runny.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:37 am

I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap song.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:38 am

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:45 pm

I'm just going to post here about the back of my cinnamon toast crunch box

it says "What do cows read with breakfast" and then there's a bunch of jumbled words that you have to put together to solve it

I'm not going to do that though, because I know the answer will be "A moospaper"

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 am

One mousetrap, please, and hurry. I have to catch a bus.

I'm sorry, but our mousetraps aren't that big.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:36 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:34 am

This butter is so strong it could walk around the table and say hello to the coffee.

If it did, the coffee would be too weak to talk back.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:57 pm

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:31 am

Spike, have you filled the salt shakers?

Not yet...it's hard pushing the salt through these little holes!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:31 am

Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

No, but I've seen them kill mice.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am

When is it easy to read a book in the woods?

When autumn turns the leaves.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:55 am

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:01 am

Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?

Police suspect a cereal killer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:26 am

I know somepony who plays the piano by ear.

I know somepony who fiddles with his beard.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:54 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:32 am

If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?

The one on the range.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:35 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:29 am

Why are clouds like people riding horses?

Because they hold the reins.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:50 am

SlateSlabrock · Post by **SlateSlabrock** (?) » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:32 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:28 am

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks.