Horse Laughs
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- PonyHag714
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Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt!
He has a black belt!
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Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
They always quack the case.
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During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
They always drop their needles.
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What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?
A brewhaha.
A brewhaha.
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The police officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?”
An employee replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.”
The police officer shook his head and muttered, “Who can resist a Barbie queue?”
An employee replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.”
The police officer shook his head and muttered, “Who can resist a Barbie queue?”
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I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
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Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
Because the B is after it.
Because the B is after it.
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What do you cows celebrate on December 31st?
Moo Years Eve.
Moo Years Eve.
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What does a spider’s bride wear?
A webbing dress.
A webbing dress.
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dog was chasing people on bikes. My dog dosen't even own a bike.
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So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
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I knead more bread jokes.PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:31 amSo you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
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Hey, I make a lot of dough working at that bread factory
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I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
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Oh man, just did some serious cleaning in here. You could
totally eat off this table.
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The life of a lens maker is a real grind.
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How is cat food sold?
Purr can.
Purr can.
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What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you.
I kneed you.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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I lost my job at the quarry. I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.
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When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.
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What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew!
It came back with a skeleton crew!
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Moonlighting as a stand-up comic, the baker was known for his rye humor.
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What did the moon say to her therapist?
I'm just going through a phase.
I'm just going through a phase.
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"I feel like a whole new moon"
said the moon just after they started waxing.
said the moon just after they started waxing.
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I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
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Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Because he couldn’t find a date.
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