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How can you tell a timberwolf from a regular wolf?
By its bark.
By its bark.
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Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet?
You can get thinner there.
You can get thinner there.
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Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!
Of course - it goes without swaying!
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What do you call an everyday potato?
A commentator.
A commentator.
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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How do cats get over a fight?
They hiss and make up.
They hiss and make up.
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My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 amMy friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, February 14th.
Yes, February 14th.
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Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Woodsman in the morning?
Because he liked to get up oily.
Because he liked to get up oily.
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Why is the cell phone wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts.
It lost its contacts.
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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
An escapea.
An escapea.
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Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
He got stuck in Orbit.
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PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:34 amDid you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
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My friend said she threw a stick five miles and her dog managed to find it and bring it back. Seems a little far fetched.
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Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer?
He was afriad of the world wide web.
He was afriad of the world wide web.
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A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
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When I see birds, I always chirrup.
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What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty.
Patty.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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I definitely posted this one in the last threadPonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 amWhat’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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A music store was robbed. The thief got away with the lute.
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I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.What am I?
Pencil lead.
Pencil lead.
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This liniment makes my leg smart.
Why don't you rub some on your head?
Why don't you rub some on your head?
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I know somepony who makes faces all day.
Why do they do that?
They work in a clock factory.
Why do they do that?
They work in a clock factory.
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