Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:53 am

How was the werewolf's party?

It was a howling success!

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:23 pm

But why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:09 am

My math class started working on 2D shapes, but I lost interest. It was just too plane.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:54 am

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a boat?

The tooth ferry!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:58 am

What do you call a carrot that insults a rabbit?

A fresh vegetable.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:14 am

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:44 am

Yesterday I saw a mare spill all her Scrabble letters on the road. I asked her, "What's the word on the street?"

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:58 am

If paper could sing, would it sing in a quire?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:08 am

Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:47 am

Can wasps fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:08 am

Which website did Chewbacca use to share Empire secrets?

Wookieleaks.

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:44 pm

Why was the little shoe a lazy ninja?

I dunno, why?

Her mother was a sneaker and her father was a loafer!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:14 am

I think I've been reusing the same kitchen puns too much, I might need to dish out new ones.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:19 am

The man that pointed out the burning building was a fire distinguisher.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:24 am

What’s a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:12 pm

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

DISCO!

...it's actually rap.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:50 am

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:48 am

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:47 am

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away his seat.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:50 am

What do you call a melancholy robot?

A sighborg.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:54 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:42 am

The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.

PhoolCat · Post by **PhoolCat** (?) » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:51 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:17 am

What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?

“Bach it up.”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:27 am

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:48 am

Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?

They’re both cauld ron.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:33 am

What kind of bed is only good for three seasons?

One with no springs.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:44 am

Why does a banana use suntan lotion?

So it won't peel.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:31 am

What do you say before you start a meeting with ghosts?

Please be sheeted.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:37 am

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:08 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:32 am

What is a frog's favorite soft drink?

Croak-acola.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:52 am

What's the difference between a whining kid and a whining dog at the door?

When you let the dog in, he stops whining.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:40 am

Where did the worm take his date?

To the Big Apple.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am

Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:28 am

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

A deck of playing cards.

PhoolCat · Post by **PhoolCat** (?) » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:51 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:43 am
Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?

So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.

The best one.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:37 am

Why is an island like the letter T?

They’re both in the middle of water!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am

Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:31 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:27 am
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

Because he didn't have an ear for music.