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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:06 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:07 am

Image What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

Image He got 25 days.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:54 am

Image What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?

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What do Santa's elves do after school?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:23 am

:bluh: The dermatologist loved to cook. He made everything from scratch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:39 am

Image When I looked for the pencil artist who had copied all my drawings he was gone without a trace.
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Image I'm writing a term paper on various types of golf courses. I have found many links on the computer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:45 am

Image A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 01, 2019 8:22 am

Image Why was the snowman sad?

Image Because he had a meltdown.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:44 am

Image I tried to sell the antique stringed instrument cause I needed the lute.
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Post by Madeline (?) » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:29 pm

:) what did Discord say to the pony?

:excellent: you’re a little horse

:skeptical: :pinkiewindow:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:43 am

Image Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Image Because every play has a cast.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:23 am

Image Somepony stole my limbo stick. I mean really, how low can you go?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:50 am

Image Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:24 am

Image When are your eyes not eyes?

Image When the winter wind makes them water.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:12 am

Image What does the Queen do when she burps?

Image She issues a royal pardon.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:29 am

Image Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:56 am

:ponder: How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:06 am

Image I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But I decided not to spread it.
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Post by Auxiliatrix (?) » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:08 pm

Still the greatest gosh-darned thread. I highly admire the commitment. :twasnothin:
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Heh, thanks :allears:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:06 am

Image What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Image Oh, sheet!
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Post by W.T. Fits (?) » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:45 pm

:skeptical: So... you're saying your tree costume isn't just a random tree, but an actual original character with a backstory?

:dreamworks: Oh yes. It's my firsona.

:-/ Wouldn't your firsona be the character the costume represents, not the costume itself?

:ponder: Oh, that's right... I guess that makes the costume itself a firsuit.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:50 am

Image What is green and sits crying in the corner?

:unenthused: The incredible Sulk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:50 am

Image Do you want to hear a joke backwards?

Image Sure.

Image All right, start laughing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:29 am

Image Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:22 am

Image What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?

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Post by Skipper (?) » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:15 am

:offendash: While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.

:snicker: They were pirates of the car I be in!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:27 am

Image Why are eggs not very much into jokes?

Image Because they could crack up.
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Post by Skipper (?) » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:29 am

:allright: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

:notgonnadoit: He gave her a ring.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:08 am

Image What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:43 am

Image Have you been picking your nose again?

Image Why would I? I’ve had it since I was born.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:03 am

Image When a baker is happy, what does he do?

Image Abundance.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:24 am

Image Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. -

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:14 am

Image What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

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