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- Nothing says Christmas like a pair of fancy socks!
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I shall sing you the song of my people
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From where do you have gathered my inner thoughts?!?
Once I bought a nice and big dice bag for my D&D dice and had still a lot of room left after I put my 8 sets into it.
Then I went ahead and bought more until it was full to the brim.
Even after that I saw a nice set of dice sets with neat little individual dice bags... and I got them.
I even thought once of buying hundreds of d20 dice on Alibaba to fill a beanbag. That would be ridiculous
But seriously I was considering it as a gag
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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The Ghost of Ember wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:50 amMary Worth's Journal. October 12th, 1945:
Stray dog in alley this morning, heel tread on burst doodoo. This condominium is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The halls are extended gutters and the gutters are full of doodoo and when the drains finally clog up, all the tenants will drown. The accumulated filth of all their drama and gossip will foam up about their waists and all the ladies and gentlemen will look up and shout "Save us!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."
They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like "Brick" Bricker, or Dr. Jeff Cory. Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of strays and Communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice.
Now the whole building stands on the brink, staring down into boozy heck, all those doctors and professors and advice columnists... and all of a sudden, nobody can think of anything to say
- Mr. Big
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This article highlights some of the rejected vanity plates from California. Some of them are downright hilarious
Applicant Explanation: Celebration of my son moving out of the house
DMV Comments: Dick
Applicant Explanation: I’m the extension of my dad. My father’s name is “Dick” and I was named after him
DMV Comments: Dick extension. Customer’s name is Brant
Applicant Explanation: Have unwavering faith (4) respect the Day
DMV Comments: Who farted
Applicant Explanation: Playful joke
DMV Comments: BMW hunter, he has an Audi. So he’s hunting down BMW drivers?
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I'm really disappointed because a lot of them are super reasonable. Like "Schlafer" denied because it could mean "Sleeper" in the sense of a sleeper agent, rather than just literally someone who sleeps? Unless there's any sort of context that would make that interpretation more likely, like neo-Nazi groups using it as a covert identifier, that seems like a huge reach.
- Hell is other people
That's what some people say
Well, welcome to hell
I'll be your devil for today
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Betcha almost anything SCHLAFER's applicant wanted it for a Beetle or Golf that they'd dropped a racing engine into. As in, a German "sleeper" car.