Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:35 am

Did anyone laugh when you fell on the ice?

No, but the ice made some nasty cracks.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:24 am

What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?

A Holly Davidson.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:44 am

Will you please open the piano?

I can't...they keys are inside!

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:47 am

Good

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:28 am

When I sing, ponies clap thier hooves.

Yes, over thier ears.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:40 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:55 am

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:24 am

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:53 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:28 am

Did you hear about the poker playing robot?

He threw his hand in.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:29 am

What fruit is never lonely?

Pears.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:57 am

What's a Changeling's favorite TV show?

Saturday Night Hive.

Auxiliatrix · Post by **Auxiliatrix** (?) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:13 pm

When I said I wanted to visit the main location, I didn't mean the salon.

(I tried.

)

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:20 am

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:30 am

What did one retired sailor say to the other retired sailor?

Long time no sea!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:51 am

Doctor, I feel like a bell.

Take these pills, and if you don't feel better give me a ring.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:28 am

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

Okay everyone, sack time!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:29 am

I just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:56 am

What cake flies through the air and comes back again?

A boomeringue.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:08 am

Will you join me in a cup of tea?

I don't think there's enough room in there for both of us.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 am

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:57 am

Daikatuna wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:30 am

The opening is for a garbage collector. Do you have any experience?

No, but I'll pick it up as I go along.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:32 am

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? 

He got 25 days.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:45 am

I have a parcel here, but the name on it is obliterated.

It can't be for me - my name is Rainbow Dash.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:41 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:41 am

I've changed my mind.

Does the new one work any better?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:00 am

Waiter, there's a twig in my soup.

I'll call the branch manager.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:25 am

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:29 am

Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well, pull yourself together.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:49 am

The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:46 am

Click for Fullsize

This is wrong on so many levels.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:33 am

You should pay your taxes with a smile.

I'd like to, but they insist on cash.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:48 am

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:05 pm

Daikatuna wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:48 am

That'll still be 4,000 schmeckles.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:25 am

What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am

What did the sock puppet say to the sock?

Looks like you could use a hand.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:53 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:15 am

Somepony stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.