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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 28, 2019 8:13 am

:bluh: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 29, 2019 8:03 am

:ponder: Why does a river roar?

:maud: You'd roar too, if you had rocks in your bed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 30, 2019 7:48 am

:here: A pony I know got a role where she was paid to sleep. It was her dream job.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 31, 2019 8:19 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:10 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:30 am

Image When I lived on the coast I consulted the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:36 am

Image What do you call a bird in a suit of armour?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:04 am

Image I saw my math teacher holding some graph paper. I think she’s plotting something.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:46 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:35 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:32 am

Image A pony I know had to give up his job as a taxi driver. He kept driving his customers away.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:06 am

:bluh: I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:06 am

:unenthused: I bought a Bonnie Tyler car. Every now and then it falls apart.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:38 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:03 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:29 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:31 am

Image My friend was running with cheese yesterday, but I told him to stop because it was sharp.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:31 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:52 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:53 am

Image What kind of robot turns into a tractor?

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:48 pm

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:18 am

:maud: Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:47 am

Image Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:31 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:43 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:45 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:35 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:57 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:23 am

Image I listen to the radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:34 am

Image When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet they really set the baa low.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:37 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:25 am

:allears: I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:56 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:37 am
Image What do you call a melancholy robot?

Image A sighborg.
:hilarious:
PonyHag714 wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:25 am
:allears: I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:34 am

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