Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am

Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am

What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Boo-tine!

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:38 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am
What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Boo-tine!

(Also cute avatar

)

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:05 pm

Thanks

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:23 am

The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:34 am

The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:36 am

I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:28 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:10 am

When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:01 am

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am

I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am

The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:58 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:25 am

What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things?

Luting.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:03 am

A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am

A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:36 am

I bought some memory foam pillows but I’ve forgotten where I left them.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am

A sign at a cemetery reads,"'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges"

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:08 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.

I was hoping he'd be cured.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:43 am

A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:20 am

I saw a group of stallions waiting for a shave. It was a barber queue.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:59 am

What game do horses play at home?

Stable tennis.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:41 am

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

The prawn broker.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:55 am

Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:21 am

She collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:49 am

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:07 am

I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:03 am

When a clock factory burned down there was some second hand smoke.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:49 am

Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:14 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:33 am

Cottage cheese diet: eating your curds and weigh.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:28 am

I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:15 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:08 am

Why are pigs bad drivers?

They hog the road.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:36 am

Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:49 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:11 am

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:37 am

Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?

It was going by too fast.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:54 am

Why is The Force like duct tape?

It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.