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:hilarious:
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:awkward: What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?

:unenthused: Omelettin’ it slide this time.
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Man I missed a lot of :good: and :hilarious:
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:46 am
Image Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?

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Profound. :pinkiewindow:
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groan

that's a good one
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teehee
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:ghost: :bookmobile:
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nice
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:good:
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Old, but :good:

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PonyHag714 wrote:
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:granny:

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hah
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