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Image What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Image Thunderwear.
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:hilarious:
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Image What do you tell a fish when it’s overreacting?

Image You need to clam down.
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Image When were rock puns the funniest?

:maud: During the Stone Age.
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Image Why didn’t the taco chef show up for work today?

Image He had a bad queso the flu.
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Image Why do frogs always work at hotels?

Image They make good bellhops.
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Image Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?

Image He was looking pail.
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Image What do you call a baby potato?

Image Tater tots.
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:awkward: What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?

:unenthused: Omelettin’ it slide this time.
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Image Why is everypony who works at the keyboard factory so tired?

Image They put in a lot of shifts.
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Man I missed a lot of :good: and :hilarious:
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Image Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Image Mali-boo.
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Image What does one tectonic plate say when it bumps into another?

Image “Sorry. my fault!”
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Image Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?

Image They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
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Image What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

Image “You make me melt.”
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Image What do you call a rabbit housekeeper?

:allears: A dust bunny.
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Image Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?

Image Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?

Image Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!
Profound. :pinkiewindow:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:55 am

Image My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore. I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:25 am

groan

that's a good one
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Image Why is the ghost always buying new books?

Image He goes through them quickly.
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teehee
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:ghost: :bookmobile:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:35 am

Image What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

Image You deserve butter.
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Image What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

Image It’s pasture bedtime.
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nice
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Image What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?

Image Broom-mates!
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Image Did you hear about the guy who hates German sausage?

Image He always fears the wurst.
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:good:
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Image How did the tourist say goodbye to the ocean?

Image “I’ll shore miss you!”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:27 am

Image Why was the dog sad?

:unenthused: It had a ruff week.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:23 am

Image Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?

Image It was a big blowout!
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Image Because every play has a cast.
Old, but :good:

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Image Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…but he did have a hand in it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:37 am

:ponder: Why was the gardener so embarrassed?

Image He wet his plants!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:35 am

Image As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.
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Image What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Image Let’s go for a spin!
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Image Let’s go for a spin!
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Image What do flowers study in college?

Image STEM.
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hah
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