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What did you name your pet rock

Post by CosmogenicLily (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:15 am

I named mine Tom. :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Venusy (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:33 am

I also named mine Tom. :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Momo (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:37 pm

I named mine Tom as well. :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by londonarbuckle (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:50 pm

Mine is named Thomas. :tom:

That was a joke. Its name is Tom. :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Void Chicken (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:34 pm

Mine is named Chip.

Chip dreams of becoming a larger rock someday.

Eventually, Chip will be subsumed into the Earth's mantle. Millions of years from then he will cool again and be reformed as part of a tectonic plate.

I'm rooting for you, Chip. :maud:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Perrydotto (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:45 pm

Tom is the only acceptable name. :tom:
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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Dexanth (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:12 pm

A rock I saw on television was named Boulder.

I thought it was a good name.

My rock is named Boulder :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Peregrine » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:54 pm

My rock is named Tom. :tom:

He's planning a party. You all are invited.
I know we're just barely aquaintances here, but no worries. Name tags will be provided.

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by stuff (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:57 pm

butt

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Inkie (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:02 pm

My rock is named Thom. He wishes he was special. :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by ShieldedDiamond » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:41 pm

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My pet rock will eat your pet rocks. :maud:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by blasmeister (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:42 pm

InC wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:02 pm
My rock is named Thom. He wishes he was special. :tom:
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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:52 pm

We can "give" rocks names, but they will always be temporary, ephemeral things. We will never know a rock's True Name. :maud:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Orange Fluffy Sheep (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:00 pm

I named mine Hitler McShitler. :maud:
PictishBeast wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:52 pm
We can "give" rocks names, but they will always be temporary, ephemeral things. We will never know a rock's True Name. :maud:
I used a wish to discover its true name. It's Hitler McShitler.
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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Maximum Tomfoolery (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:08 pm

I knew a rock named Rocky once. Turns out he was actually three rocks stacked on top of each other.

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:19 pm

Roxanne :maud:
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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Peregrine » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:27 pm

Tom has decided to legally change his name to Bullwinkle. :tom:

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by agradify » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:32 pm

I named mine Tom II because I already have another pet rock called Tom.

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Re: What did you name your pet rock

Post by Ragnar (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:43 pm

My rock is named Rock because it's a rock.

This is a joke. The joke is that Rock is her name, but is also what she is.
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