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Puns about Rocks

Post by Dexanth (?) » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:51 pm

Rocktavia

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:28 am

I broke my pumice. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:30 am

These puns are so great. They're igneous. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:31 am

Never take a good rock pun for granite. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Doctor Wheeze (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:31 am

Octavia wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:30 am
These puns are so great. They're igneous. :maud:
Don't take them for granite :maud:

e: Get out of my head Octavia :maud:
......:hatte:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:32 am

[quote="Doctor post_id=43659 time=1396326660 user_id=66]e: Get out of my head Octavia :maud:[/quote]
That just rocked my world. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Doctor Wheeze (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:33 am

Octavia wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:32 am
That just rocked my world. :maud:
That pun was pretty sedimentary, I think you can do better :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Dexanth (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:35 am

I'm limestoning these puns :maud:

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:36 am

:maud: "You ever hear a limestone?"
:maud: "Of course I've heard of limestone. It's one of the most common rocks in Equestria."
:maud: *hits citrus fruit with a mallet*
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:37 am

I love marble rye. I just wish it weren't so crunchy. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:40 am

:maud: "I think MLP fandom OCs are stupid"
:maud: "Hey now, don't be hating Onyx"
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:42 am

Chalk up another rock pun. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:44 am

:maud: "How much of this rock should I add to the recipe?"
:maud: "About 3 quartz."
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:45 am

This is a very gneiss rock pun. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:46 am

My favorite website is slate.com :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Bigdog (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:47 am

these puns are getting shale already :maud:

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Rachael33 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:47 am

Pebblehaps others should post here too.

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:50 am

Richy33 wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:47 am
Pebblehaps others should post here too.
:maud: "Do you think Dolo would post rock puns here?"
:maud: "Dolomite!"
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Doctor Wheeze (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:52 am

Richy33 wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:47 am
Pebblehaps others should post here too.
We must encourage others to talc more in this thread.
......:hatte:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Rachael33 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:55 am

Aye we need to get more people chalking.

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Highbrow Dash (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:01 am

Bigdog wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:47 am
these puns are getting shale already :maud:
Yeah mohs of them are terrible.

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Angel Beat (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:21 am

Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Scuderia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:33 am

:maud: :"My voice has been described as gravelly."

:cheese: :"Maude never really left the rock farm."

:maud: :"I'm a bit like Kenneth the Page on 30 Rock."
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Wildfire » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:35 am

These rock puns are a total basalt on my senses.

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Rachael33 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:18 am

But you must admit, some of these are pure igneous.

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Perpetual Motion (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:33 am

What a diamond in the rough. This thread sands away all my worries. Finally I have a way to make my life metamorphic. :maud:

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by milesluigi (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:11 pm

I got a call today that was a total landslide. The print server reached its peak, and crashed. We had to rock the print server back online for it to dig through all the print jobs again.

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:04 pm

Our puns have hit rock bottom. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Rachael33 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:58 pm

Octavia wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:04 pm
Our puns have hit rock bottom. :maud:
Granite, we didn't expect much else. :tom:

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:18 pm

Let's try to be chipper and not so jaded, OK?
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:46 pm

I'm not above graveling to get what I want. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Peregrine » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:22 pm

I hope this forum does not erode with the passing of the 1st. :maud:

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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:03 pm

Peregrine wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:22 pm
I hope this forum does not erode with the passing of the 1st. :maud:
It will go straight to the gem mine. :maud:
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Re: Puns about Rocks

Post by Maximum Tomfoolery (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:17 pm

Man, I can't wait for this fad topaz. :maud:

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