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Rock jokes

Post by Dragongem » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:19 am

How many rocks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Rocks do not have hands and are unable to do the manual tasks to change a lightbulb.

Why did the rock cross the road?

It didn't. Rocks cannot attain locomotion on their own, so if the rock did end up on the other side of the road then it was due to some external force.

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Re: Rock jokes

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:24 am

A rock walked into a bar. :maud:

No it didn't. Rocks are incapable of ambulatory motion. :maud:
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Re: Rock jokes

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:47 am

How many rocks can you fit in a refrigerator?

:maud: Much depends on the size of said rocks and how lower air temperature would affect them.
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Re: Rock jokes

Post by mochabean (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:12 pm

Why did the pony throw a rock out the window?

:maud: He wanted to see how far it would travel based upon its mass and the amount of force he applied pitted against the pull of earth's gravity coupled with friction due to wind resistance.

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Re: Rock jokes

Post by Maximum Tomfoolery (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:22 pm

Why did the rock cross the road?

It rolled down a hill that the road was on. Luckily nopony was hurt.

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Re: Rock jokes

Post by TheNegaverser » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:33 pm

Why did the rock stay in bed all day?

Because someone put it on their bed. And it was a rock. So it just stayed there. All day.
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What is a rock's favorite genre of music?

They don't have a favorite genre of music - or a favorite anything for that matter. Rocks lack the mental capacity to make conscious decisions relating to taste and preference. In fact, they lack any of the traits indicative of life.
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What did the big rock say to the small rock?

The entire premise of that question is so absurd that I don't believe a response is warranted.
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Re: Rock jokes

Post by TheNegaverser » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:35 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:47 am
How many rocks can you fit in a refrigerator?

:maud: Much depends on the size of said rocks and how lower air temperature would affect them.
Also, one must take into account the internal volume of said refrigerator, as well as whether or not any other considerably-sized food-stuffs are already occupying the aforementioned space. :maud:

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