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Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by PictishBeast » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:45 pm

Now before you get out your torches and pitchforks, let me explain my reasoning and why this thread isn't against the rules.
  • Rarity has diamonds as her cutie mark
  • Rarity has a special gem-finding ability
  • Rarity fell in love with a rock (pic related)
  • Spike is mean to rocks and gems, Rarity is mean to Spike
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How about it, Rock Stable? Any more reasons why Rarity is best pony?

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Re: Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:47 pm

Fuckin' duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:51 pm

A rock helped Rarity get her cutie mark.

She talked some trash about rocks as a filly, but she got over it and has been nothing but a supporter since. After the rocks are in charge, she will be allowed to live.
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Post by blasmeister (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:01 pm

If Rarity was really best pony, she wouldn't have been pissed off at a rock being her destiny, OP
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Post by CosmogenicLily (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:04 pm

Sorry but Maud is the OG (original gneisster). Unlike Rarity she treats all rocks equally, not just gems.

Remember, Rarity had to be tricked into loving Tom. Maud would not have.

Does Rarity have a pet rock? I didn't think so. :maud:

Even the "sclerometer" comic panel that is so often trotted out as "proof" of Rarity's love of rocks indicates a stronger interest in gems rather than rocks.

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Post by PictishBeast » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:20 pm

blasmeister wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:01 pm
If Rarity was really best pony, she wouldn't have been pissed off at a rock being her destiny, OP
Explained in the post directly above yours. Try harder next time if you want to rustle my jimmies. You're probably one of those fans who likes Diamond Tiara just because of the name. :maud:

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Post by Aramek (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:25 pm

I like DT because she's a bully a headstrong leader who is going far in life.
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Re: Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:55 pm

Where does the rest of Pinkie Pie's family factor into this? They love rocks as well. Hell, unlike Maud, the others (Igneous Rock, Cloudy Quartz, and Marble and Limestone Pie) are actually named after rocks.
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Post by Peregrine » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:02 pm

Fizzbuzz wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:55 pm
Where does the rest of Pinkie Pie's family factor into this? They love rocks as well. Hell, unlike Maud, the others (Igneous Rock, Cloudy Quartz, and Marble and Limestone Pie) are actually named after rocks.
Maud's just been finely ground and mixed with water.

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Post by The Doctor (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:02 pm

Image Everyone knows that Celestia is the best pony. She raises the sun, which is in the process of turning into a super dense rock. Even now in it's plasma state, it's the hottest rock in the solar system!
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Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:06 pm

Octavia has the closest color palette to Maud. :maud:
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Post by The Doctor (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:06 pm

Octavia wrote:
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Octavia has the closest color palette to Maud. :maud:
What about Pinkie's sisters?

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Re: Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by Octavia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:08 pm

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What about Pinkie's sisters?[/quote]
The one that's the closest has pretty much the exact same palette as Octavia, to the point where some people think Octavia is one of her sisters. :maud:

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Post by Scuderia (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:19 pm

I went into S4 half expecting something like a heated conversation between Vinyl and Octavia. Or at least a shout out, or something.

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Re: Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by Frosthawk (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:35 pm

Maud is better than Rarity clearly, why is this a thing.

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Re: Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by The Ghost of Ember (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:06 pm

Rarity is okay, I guess. :maud:
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Re: Rarity Is Best Pony

Post by mochabean (?) » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:10 pm

Rarity only likes rocks for superficial reasons, but Maud loves them for what they are.

Maud is best pony. :maud:

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