ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:15 pm
*gets eaten by mythical fauna*
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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:15 pm
*is mythical fauna, probably*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:16 pm
*relaxes in a mystical sauna*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:17 pm
time to meet up with my horsewife
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:18 pm
*tips fedora to all mares*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:18 pm
"wow this is just like my fanfiction"
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:19 pm
*magically transformed into an alicorn who saves the day and is loved by everypony 5evr and ever*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:19 pm
*to nobody's surpise is a brony*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:26 pm
*gets immediately lasered to death by alicorns*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:26 pm
*just happens to run into Lyra*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:28 pm
*is seen eating meat, gets immediately shunned with extreme prejudice by every single pony*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:28 pm
*mentions war when describing Earth, gets immediately shunned with extreme prejudice by every single pony*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:29 pm
*decides he doesn't want to go back to Earth after all*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:30 pm
*can't actually speak horse*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:32 pm
*quickly contracts an alien disease upon arrival, dies a few days later due to ponies not knowing how to treat a giant ape*
Oh wait that wouldn't let me marry my pony waifu. Hold on
*marries pony waifu, contracts alien disease, dies a few days later in an extremely dramatic deathbed scene*
Oh wait that wouldn't let me marry my pony waifu. Hold on
*marries pony waifu, contracts alien disease, dies a few days later in an extremely dramatic deathbed scene*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:32 pm
"Holy fuck it smells so bad"
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:32 pm
*steps in horse shit*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:33 pm
Not very comfortable, lots of horns at crotch level around here
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:41 pm
Can I use your computer?
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:43 pm
*is a lonely friendless nerd but somehow becomes social, popular, and outgoing when surrounded by horses*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:44 pm
*uses extensive knowledge of watching the History Channel to become Celestia's military advisor*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:45 pm
"Good thing I brought my gun and plenty of ammo"
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:46 pm
*has no work ethic, nor any skills that would be useful in an agrarian economy, yet somehow assumes everything will work out okay*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:47 pm
sure magic may seem great now but wait until I tell you about assembly lines!
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:47 pm
*uses extensive knowledge of guns to instruct ponies in the manufacture of firearms, giving Equestria just the edge it needs to fend off Chrysalis's biggest invasion yet*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:48 pm
*uses extensive knowledge of watching Mythbusters to bring about an Equestrian industrial revolution*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:49 pm
The ponies are quite hospitable but they occasionally burst into song and dance.
Crowds of them will start dancing with little stunts and special effects and they'll know the chorus and bridge parts.
There's no music and they all seem to be mugging for a camera that isn't there.
It's adorable but unsettling just the same.
:"Come on every pony smile smile smile!"
Crowds of them will start dancing with little stunts and special effects and they'll know the chorus and bridge parts.
There's no music and they all seem to be mugging for a camera that isn't there.
It's adorable but unsettling just the same.
:"Come on every pony smile smile smile!"Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:50 pm
*uses extensive knowledge of Internet memes and jokes to re-invent the integrated circuit and set ponies down the path of personal computing*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:50 pm
*euphoric over arriving in Equestria*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means no more video games*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means no more video games*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:52 pm
PictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:50 pm*euphoric over arriving in Equestria*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means nothing but shallow old-school arcade games and no 100-hour-long anime-as-fuck JRPGs*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:53 pm
Paging OFS to this thread
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:54 pm
*is vivisected, pickled for study*
*but first: spa day!*
*but first: spa day!*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:54 pm
*dies of internet withdraw*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:56 pm
*wears flip flops, cargo shorts, and t-shirt with a meme on it*
Rarity will like this right
Rarity will like this right
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:57 pm
how the fuck does the economy work in equestria, i'm assuming somebrony wrote up a multi-page, several thousand word essay about it
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:58 pm
*passes it off as the peak of human fashion, cargo shorts take Equestria by storm*PictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:56 pm*wears flip flops, cargo shorts, and t-shirt with a meme on it*
Rarity will like this right
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:03 pm
tbf if you got randomly plucked out of our world and placed in a magical cartoon horse land you probably didn't have enough time to pack your good clothesPictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:56 pm*wears flip flops, cargo shorts, and t-shirt with a meme on it*
Rarity will like this right
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:09 pm
Uh... Button?PictishBeast wrote: ↑Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:50 pm*euphoric over arriving in Equestria*
*plunged into a pit of despair at the realization that this means no more video games*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:09 pm
"where i'm from having a beard, being fat, wearing cargo shorts, and talking with a nerdy voice gets all the girls"
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:10 pm