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Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:15 pm
by blasmeister
Goddamn it lazy stop shitting up the fun threads with effortposts
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:35 pm
by Aramek
Octavia wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:13 pm
"Ouch! My pelvis!"
:thatsright:
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:15 pm
by mochabean
*moves in with the griffons so I can at least eat meat*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:32 pm
by Aramek
MochaBean wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:15 pm
*moves in with the griffons so I can at least eat meat*
*is meat*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:47 pm
by Luneshot
Grim wrote: ↑ Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:11 pm
*it turns out that adult humans are no bigger than Angel*
I support this hypothesis, because look at how big ponies are compared to clouds
they're probably like a mile wide
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:55 pm
by Dragongem
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, THE FANFICS ALL SAID SO
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:59 pm
by Lorce
Luneshot wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:47 pm
I support this hypothesis, because look at how big ponies are compared to clouds
they're probably like a mile wide
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:01 pm
by Aramek
The aforeposted apple method is the most correct.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:14 pm
by Daikatuna
Are we seriously doing this again?
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:15 pm
by Octavia
General Ponies is leaking
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:20 pm
by blasmeister
gas thread, ban OP. it's the only way to be sure
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:22 pm
by Logicgate
OP thread, ban gas
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm
by Aramek
Octavia wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:15 pm
General Ponies is leaking
Size discussion is the best kind of leak because if the ponies aren't tiny than I can't pick them up and throw them.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm
by PictishBeast
Stuff wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:56 pm
"can't wait to live with peaceful ponies in harmony"
*daily attacks from other creatures, ponies are in fact really racist, jobless are shunned*
p much this
Equestria ain't no paradise, maaaan
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:27 pm
by Aramek
PictishBeast wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm
p much this
Equestria ain't no paradise, maaaan
Not as long as that horse is an asshole!
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:28 pm
by Luneshot
Aramek wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:27 pm
Not as long as that horse is an asshole!
That's the thing though
They're ALL assholes
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:31 pm
by PictishBeast
Luneshot wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:28 pm
That's the thing though
They're ALL assholes
Even Fluttershy.
ESPECIALLY Fluttershy.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:31 pm
by Aramek
Luneshot wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:28 pm
That's the thing though
They're ALL assholes
I'm pretty sure Rarity and Dash are both perfect.
With absolutely no bad qualities whatsoever. In fact, between the two of them, you have 100% of the traits that are considered positive in life.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:32 pm
by Daikatuna
Rarity is close to perfect, she needs to be a princess to be truly perfect.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:39 pm
by Fizzbuzz
Going by the various apple-based measurements, a typical male human would be just under twice as big as a pony. Therefore:
*arrives in Ponyville, nearly starves to death on pony-sized meal portions*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:41 pm
by Aramek
Fizzbuzz wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:39 pm
Going by the various apple-based measurements, a typical male human would be just under twice as big as a pony. Therefore:
*arrives in Ponyville, nearly starves to death on pony-sized meal portions*
Iron Will survives...and thrives, because he's obviously at a calorie surplus to supplement his mass growth. You'll be fine.
Eat more salads and apples.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:43 pm
by Octavia
PictishBeast wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:31 pm
Even Fluttershy.
ESPECIALLY Fluttershy.
VIDEO
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:45 pm
by Logicgate
harsh but fair
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:48 pm
by Aramek
Octavia wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:43 pm
VIDEO
Aided by the fact that, as a Pegasusseseses, she could literally
lord over them during the dressing down. They derive their power from the hover.
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:57 pm
by PictishBeast
Such smug!
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:59 pm
by stuff
"oh my god they're pooping in front of me"
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:05 pm
by Fizzbuzz
Aramek wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:48 pm
Aided by the fact that, as a Pegasusseseses, she could literally
lord over them during the dressing down. They derive their power from the hover.
*is constantly lording over little ponies due to being a huge alien ape*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:08 pm
by PictishBeast
*accidentally walks through patch of poison joke*
*wakes up with arms and legs attached backwards, dissolves into gibbering fit of body horror*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:12 pm
by Fizzbuzz
*accidentally walks through patch of poison joke*
*wakes up with whatever strange effect that just so happens to be incredibly convenient for the fanfic's story and author*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:16 pm
by Octavia
Fizzbuzz wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:12 pm
*wakes up with whatever strange effect that just so happens to be incredibly convenient for the fanfic's story and author*
*checks pants*
:thatsright:
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:17 pm
by PhoolCat
*accidentally walks through patch of poison joke*
*wakes up as a pony - but all the ponies are now human*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:51 pm
by Jill
Octavia wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:16 pm
*checks pants*
:thatsright:
good
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:41 pm
by stuff
"i have perfected a gun design for you ponies"
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:10 pm
by PictishBeast
Stuff wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:41 pm
"i have perfected a gun design for you ponies"
"I have fired these weapons many times in video games, Fluttershy. I think I know what to expect."
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:13 pm
by Octavia
I believe this is the image you're looking for
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by blasmeister
PictishBeast wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:10 pm
"I have fired these weapons many times in video games, Fluttershy. I think I know what to expect."
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:15 pm
by stuff
Octavia wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:13 pm
I believe this is the image you're looking for
fuckin lmao
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:16 pm
by PictishBeast
*gets in argument with Rainbow Dash about whether a platoon of U.S. Marines could take out the Wonderbolts*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:17 pm
by Highbrow Dash
*goes to a bar for beer, is given a salt block*
Re: ITT we're humans in equestria
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:18 pm
by PictishBeast
*discovers that cider isn't actually alcoholic*