The Round Stable

"this is not like fallout"

PictishBeast wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:18 pm

*discovers that cider isn't actually alcoholic*

*Inability to sing in key makes you social pariah*

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"Princess Twilight, from beyond the portal I have brought with me the greatest artistic accomplishment of my species."

PictishBeast wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:50 pm

"Princess Twilight, from beyond the portal I have brought with me the greatest artistic accomplishment of my species."

And thus the human race met its rightful demise.

Aramek wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:16 pm

I also love that shit, because Humans are amazing. That makes me wish I wasn't illiterate, because I kinda wanna read that.

I like you, "Always right" Aramek, but doesn't old "Always wrong" aramek get lonely wherever you locked him up? You should let him post sometimes.

Aramek wrote:The aforeposted apple method is the most correct.

Ah, there he is!

If Grilox is one of the "ponies are the same size as real ones" you can .

Aramek wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:43 pm

If Grilox is one of the "ponies are the same size as real ones" you can .

No I've made my thoughts clear on this.

Luneshot wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:47 pm

I support this hypothesis, because look at how big ponies are compared to clouds

they're probably like a mile wide

this is also acceptable

"Oh suuure, talking unicorn, friendship is maaaagic. Pffff."

*is beloved by all despite his cynical, jaded teenage personality*

Octavia wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:00 am

looks about right

Grilox wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:52 pm

I like how while the soldier and his equipment is drawn in a realistic style, they still drew Dash in a cartoon style.

Tailspin wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:56 am

I like how while the soldier and his equipment is drawn in a realistic style, they still drew Dash in a cartoon style.

If there's something to like about this, it is that.

Well, it's also a funny picture. There's that too.

*visits Moondancer*

"What the hell do you mean you don't remember?!"

*enters Equestria*

*suffocates because the atmosphere is toxic to human beings*

What a let-down

PictishBeast wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:24 pm

*visits Moondancer*

"What the hell do you mean you don't remember?!"

Well done

*goes crazy after eating nothing but apple salad for weeks on end*

*isn't allowed to enter Equestria because of the 1 HUMAN PER STORY rule*

*watches with tears of joy in his eyes how Samus Aran and Rarity go shopping together*

[quote="Highbrow post_id=56263 time=1410393720 user_id=114]*goes crazy after eating nothing but apple salad for weeks on end*[/quote]
*develops severe protein deficiency*

*gets diabetes due to a diet consisting mainly of cakes and other sweet baked goods*

I stealthy kill all the unicorns I could find, cut off their horns, then go back to earth and sell as ivory substitute

Bakertoons wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:53 pm

I stealthy kill all the unicorns I could find, cut off their horns, then go back to earth and sell as ivory substitute

Congratulations, all the magic-users are dead. Now who's going to open the portal? Checkmate.

Fizzbuzz wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:12 pm

Congratulations, all the magic-users are dead. Now who's going to open the portal? Checkmate.

*huge melodramatic speech lamenting the condition of human greed and how it has led to the protagonist's downfall*

I kept the portal gun in my pocket. I get home and completely get away with my deed with no consequence whatsoever.

Check and Mate

:"If you want to return to the human world, step through this portal..."
:"What happens if you're already human and you step through the portal?"
:"I don't know! The portal of mysterious enough as it is..."

:"Go forth human! Be not afraid! Be not ..."
:"Oh crap! Oh! Oh! Gosh! I'm so sorry!"
:"No... Don't go back to our side! it might make it worse!"
:"We shouldn't have meddled with the laws of nature."
:"Uh... best of luck, human!"

*phases through floor* *makes a star trek reference*