A simulation of The Round Stable

Angry Critter · Post by **Angry Critter** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:12 pm

Demeh wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:10 pm
I mean your face is like a fucking sculpture

This is the most confrontational thread on the forums, no doubt.

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:17 pm

Needs more :flirt: and you're golden.

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:16 pm

A new household appeared!

Yes! Indeed! A new household!

And you know what the greatest thing is, this means that I'm up to date!

well except for momar asking for a kefkasim

and I guess grilox also asked but I can't see his face

also axo and flare may have asked me to put them in on skype as well

But that don' matter! All the people who asked in this topic and gave a face are done

. So let's begin!

Claire Cthulhu is the head of this household. This geeky girl generally gives the impression of being a good gall. And boy, does she love her languages!

Claire is married to Kiith, who's a bit of a geek as well! Able to remember almost everything that he's ever seen, this guy sure as hell knows his stuff.

Rachael Shy is quite the strong and active girl! She's not a girly-girl, no no, she's more an applejack than she is a rarity, and her work-ethic shows it!. She's also quite a bit of a geek when it comes to reading or learning about history and war, a true bookworm, when it comes to that.

Fizz Buzz can be a bit of a hothead, especially when it comes to certain shitposters. Along with that, he likes giving critique to other people's posts; a bit of a snob. Yes, this geeky moderator truly knows how to write a post, and certainly tells people when they're doing it wrong.

Nimroy Rod likes everything, and as such, wishes to learn about everything! This outgoing, music-loving bro will be a great part of this household

The final and eldest member of this household is Philmore Cat. Philmore wishes to be a friend to all, and outgoing and self-assured as he is, that's not all that hard!

They'll be moving in relatively close to our main neighbourhood, in a cute little house

Which, I am afraid, is still unfurnished

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:46 pm

We're going to run out of possible houses soon.

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:54 pm

I'm angry at how handsome Nimrod is.

...there's gotta be a word for that. Probably a German word...

Cthulhu Inc · Post by **Cthulhu Inc** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:46 pm

It's a whole poem, actually

Ich möchte die besten, wie niemand jemals war
Um sie zu fangen ist meine wahre Test, um zu trainieren sie meine Sache ist
Ich werde über das Land zu reisen, auf der Suche weit und breit
Pokemon beibringen, um die Macht, die inner verstehen

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:51 pm

[quote="Cthulhu post_id=56518 time=1413917160 user_id=101]It's a whole poem, actually

Ich möchte die besten, wie niemand jemals war
Um sie zu fangen ist meine wahre Test, um zu trainieren sie meine Sache ist
Ich werde über das Land zu reisen, auf der Suche weit und breit
Pokemon beibringen, um die Macht, die inner verstehen[/quote]
Not everyone in this household knows your moon languages :argh:

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:53 pm

[quote="Cthulhu post_id=56518 time=1413917160 user_id=101]It's a whole poem, actually

Ich möchte die besten, wie niemand jemals war
Um sie zu fangen ist meine wahre Test, um zu trainieren sie meine Sache ist
Ich werde über das Land zu reisen, auf der Suche weit und breit
Pokemon beibringen, um die Macht, die inner verstehen[/quote]

Nice try, but that is not what the lyrics of the Pokemon theme actually are in the German version

Cthulhu Inc · Post by **Cthulhu Inc** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:55 pm

That's the point, that it's shitty Google Translate

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:57 pm

Perrydotto wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:53 pm
Nice try, but that is not what the lyrics of the Pokemon theme actually are in the German version

Perry! Thank god you're here.

Is there a German word for the specific sort of jealousy at how handsome Nimrod is?

(?) · Post by **Perrydotto** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:59 pm

Aramek wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:57 pm
Perry! Thank god you're here.

Is there a German word for the specific sort of jealousy at how handsome Nimrod is?

Nimrodneid?

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:02 pm

Oh so that's what she was singing about

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:27 pm

Okay, I've got quite a lot of households now, and this left me with a problem; I can't really play with all of them because I'll completely lose focus. I'll mostly be focussing on the first few households for now, and then after a while I'll get to other ones.

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:49 pm

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:50 pm

I have never been happier with a sims face in my life

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:53 pm

Serial killer smile right there.

(?) · Post by **Fizzbuzz** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:53 pm

Demeh wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:49 pm

:aghast:

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:58 pm

[quote="Angel post_id=56528 time=1413921180 user_id=70]Serial killer smile right there.[/quote]
2013 Bronycon thread, Isaak, upon seeing a group picture with me in it, remarked that I'm making that exact face.

It was like "Is Aramek's face always like that?"

So, yes. 10/10 Sims.

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:24 pm

Oh golly!

...Well then

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:27 pm

"Sad +1"

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:29 pm

Wait, seriously

I accidentally leave the game running in the background and THIS happens

WAIT SERIOUSLY

WHAT IS UP WITH THE PIE'S PLUMBING

AND ARAMEK WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR HAND

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE :aghast: :aghast:

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:34 pm

Yay crickets!

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:42 pm

Clearly this was another job for Aramek!

: "Grumble grumble stupid plumbing what is all this

: "Getting so sick of all this repairing stuff OUCH FUDGE

A few hours later:

: "Well at least I'm getting better at this, I guess"

: "Jesus, Aramek, look at the mess you've made while we were all at work! You've probably been doing nothing again all day, huh? You lazy bum."

: "But, but, but!"

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:44 pm

I guess we know who the butt monkey is now.

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:03 pm

Am in some sort of Generalissimo outfit?

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:09 pm

Aramek wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:03 pm
Am in some sort of Generalissimo outfit?

I don't even know

also, erm

My... very flirty face

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:12 pm

This is just wrong

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:18 pm

:thatsright:

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:36 pm

Demeh wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:12 pm

This is just wrong

"I like you a lot, so, let's woohoo in the shower."

Aramek · Post by **Aramek** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:39 pm

Actual gameplay question, do your sims automatically go to work and stuff? Like, if you don't force them to go, do they just fuck off and eat chips? How is the AI on time management when it comes to getting to work on time?

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:42 pm

Demeh wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:49 pm

Completely perfect representation of reality in a videogame, no technology could ever surpass this.

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:57 pm

Aramek wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:39 pm
Actual gameplay question, do your sims automatically go to work and stuff? Like, if you don't force them to go, do they just fuck off and eat chips? How is the AI on time management when it comes to getting to work on time?

I can actually change this in the options menu, to make the sims (almost) completely free to do whatever the fuck they want, but the prioritize whatever I tell them to do.

Really though, the AI of the sims in this game is so much better than in previous games I've played. I remember playing Sims 2 and just feeling like it was a chore to just get their bladders emptied and their stomaches filled, and you'd try to get them at work in time and they'd get home and all you'd be doing was taking care of basic needs. In this game, leave a sim for a few seconds and he'll start walking around, making a drink, reading a book, watching tv, cooking dinner, going jogging, all that shiz. It's the reason I like this Sims much more than previous ones.

It almost makes me forgive them for leaving out pools. Almost.

Angry Critter · Post by **Angry Critter** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:01 pm

So who was Aramek being so flirty about? Someone, or nobody in particular? Going by his thought balloons, he's very interested in the plumbing...

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:08 pm

Snakebite wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:01 pm
So who was Aramek being so flirty about? Someone, or nobody in particular? Going by his thought balloons, he's very interested in the plumbing...

Right, that's something I'll get to later. The screenshots are there

For now, one quickie before I go to bed.

---

: "Ugh, I've got an exam tomorrow and I honestly have no idea if I'm going to make it or not."

: "Sigh, well, it's already midnight. Almost nothing I can do about it now. Might as well just go play some Sims."

...

...

...

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:09 pm

existential crisis right here

Angel Beat · Post by **Angel Beat** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:10 pm

AramekXPlumbing OTP

Demeh · Post by **Demeh** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:29 pm

Love is in the air: A Round Stable Silent film.

Angry Critter · Post by **Angry Critter** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:31 pm

Demeh wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:09 pm
existential crisis right here

Demeh realizes he is actually a Sim in someone else's simulaton ITT.

I'm going to beat up the dumb joker who messed up my gender in this simulation.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:50 pm

Aramek & Momar OTP

Angry Critter · Post by **Angry Critter** (?) » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:03 pm

Demeh wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:29 pm
Love is in the air: A Round Stable Silent film.

Bahahahaha, oh gosh this is hilarious.

HEY GUYS I'M HOME. GAMES. GAMES. GAMES. GAMES. G- Shut up, Matthew, we're making out here!