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The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Octavia (?) » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:35 pm

Time to revive this thread!

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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:15 am

I thought this thread was about actual models in the last forum whoops
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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:40 am

Anyone remember those crappy VHS tapes of public domain cartoons that used to be common in thrift stores? They often featured really terrible drawings of cartoon characters (many of which are still under trademark), and they're glorious.

Some samples:

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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:00 am

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Anyone remember those crappy VHS tapes of public domain cartoons that used to be common in thrift stores?
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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:27 am

The Three Stooges had a handful of their shorts fall into public domain due to copyright fuckups and consequently those got published a bunch on bargain-bin tapes and DVDs. As a kid I always wondered why all the Three Stooges videos I could find always had the same six shorts :-I
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:21 pm

Yeah, I always noticed that it was the exact same handful of Bugs Bunny cartoons that always showed up on those tapes.

Also, if a Mickey Mouse cartoon are on those tapes, it's always "The Mad Doctor" because it's the only one in public domain (yes, a handful of Disney cartoons are no longer under copyright)

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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:25 pm

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The Three Stooges had a handful of their shorts fall into public domain due to copyright featherups and consequently those got published a bunch on bargain-bin tapes and DVDs. As a kid I always wondered why all the Three Stooges videos I could find always had the same six shorts :-I
the cartoon was pretty bad but the theme song was rad

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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:58 pm

Those "3 Stooges" cartoons were made by Cambria Studio.

What else did Cambria make, you may ask? THIS:



Yes, those are live-action lips superimposed over the drawings.

Just be glad they never resorted to that in the "Stooges" cartoons :starity:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:45 pm

Look at that beard. Starswirl needs to step up his game :-/
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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:49 pm

Clutch Cargo was famous for that style, but it's sure strange. I wonder why they came up with it.
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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:57 pm

Mr. Big wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:58 pm
Those "3 Stooges" cartoons were made by Cambria Studio.

What else did Cambria did, you may ask? THIS:



Yes, those are live-action lips superimposed over the drawings.

Just be glad they never resorted to that in the "Stooges" cartoons :starity:
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Re: The Off-Model Thread: Post Crappy Knock-Offs Here

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:07 pm

Mr. Big wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:58 pm
Those "3 Stooges" cartoons were made by Cambria Studio.

What else did Cambria did, you may ask?

"By the time they reach it, this cloud will be solid concrete."

ummmmmm I don't think that's how that works!!!
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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:43 pm

Gloomy Rube wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:49 pm
Clutch Cargo was famous for that style, but it's sure strange. I wonder why they came up with it.
They only had $20 to animate each episode. Evidently, superimposing live-action lips was more cost-effective than animating them :-I

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Post by Mr. Big (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:57 pm

I think we need to do a "Clutch Cargo" paintube someday.

Any cartoon that has a bad guy turning a cloud into cement, and presenting it seriously, deserves such streaming.

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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:57 pm

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I imagine they're called this because when you use them you hear one beat of whatever's playing and then they break.
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Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:28 am

Mr. Big wrote:
Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:57 pm
I think we need to do a "Clutch Cargo" paintube someday.

Any cartoon that has a bad guy turning a cloud into cement, and presenting it seriously, deserves such streaming.
paintube? More lije funtube! :party:
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Post by CosmogenicLily (?) » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:23 pm

hold on heading on down to the publix to pick me up some cereal

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hold on heading on down to the publix to pick me up some cereal

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:applejargh: Keep them frog fingers outta that delicious apple cereal!
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Post by Fizzbuzz (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:12 am

I thought I'd seen knockoff cereals named Apple Dapples at stores other than Publix before :ponder:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:06 am

Fizzbuzz wrote:
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I thought I'd seen knockoff cereals named Apple Dapples at stores other than Publix before :ponder:
There are only like 4 actual grocery store chains, so odds are you were in one owned by Publix with a local name.
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Post by Perrydotto (?) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:12 pm

you should still post some faves because going way back on a Twitter account gets increasingly crappy and lagggy
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